Today, my girlfriend asked me if I loved her. I tried to be cute and romantic and responded with a quote from the Notebook, which I watched with her yesterday. After I said, "If you're a bird, I'm a bird," she broke up with me because I was "phony and unoriginal." FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
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Mideoyeo 12
Well, now you know that you obviously deserve better than this ungrateful bitch. Sorry OP, hope you find someone nicer! (:
AsianCookie247 14
Your girlfriend is unappreciative. I personally think that's really sweet and cute. Sorry, OP.
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Comments (201)
carlysusanwood 1
I love the Notebook. I can't believe she'd do that! You deserve better. If I were her I probably would have been very happy.
SchlomoTheGrinch 18
Needy, demanding wench. You're better off baiting the hook and casting it back in the water.
tinkdatank 15
That's a little extreme, but that was unoriginal. Sorry about your luck man.
dalilpanther 5
So you energy through the mind rotting torture known as "The Notebook" for nothing. I am genuinely sorry OP.
dalilpanther 5
Oops somehow went got autocorrected to energy.
misshighjinks 5
She takes things too seriously, you sound adorable ^_^
laden_swallow09 35
If she can't appreciate the silly and cheesy bits of romance, then she's not worth anyone's time, let alone yours, OP. You watched The Notebook with her, for crying out loud!
homiechas24 3
It would have been better to just say something els. I'd have to admit it was a little cheesy
mightymart 5
Wow ! What à stupid bitch.. Breaking up over that, really??
afropuffjake 9
The problem with being original is sometimes other people have said it better. If she can't appreciate you trying to make sure she gets the point then let that hoe find someone REALLY unoriginal. Good luck op!!
BADMAMAJAMMA 3
Guess that's why you should never quote the notebook, or brokedick mountain for that matter