Today, my girlfriend asked me if I loved her. I tried to be cute and romantic and responded with a quote from the Notebook, which I watched with her yesterday. After I said, "If you're a bird, I'm a bird," she broke up with me because I was "phony and unoriginal." FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
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Mideoyeo 12
Well, now you know that you obviously deserve better than this ungrateful bitch. Sorry OP, hope you find someone nicer! (:
AsianCookie247 14
Your girlfriend is unappreciative. I personally think that's really sweet and cute. Sorry, OP.
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Comments (201)
spottyblanket 8
where do half the FML'ers find these crazy bfs and gfs?
RedPillSucks 33
Thats why it's FML. If you want to read "Today, my bf/gf was great to me and everything is wonderful" log onto mylifeisg.com or mylifeisaverage.com
quandtu 3
maybe there is a hidden reason: you fat? ugly? stupid? anyway, try to be less phony and get original next time.
avraeler 1
#60 is probably right. God has a reason for everything. You deserve it.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I'm sorry, OP. I would have thought that was very cute if my boyfriend had done that to me. But if she broke up with you over that, you're better off without her.
Webslinger66 10
She's kinda right. But she shouldn't have broken up with you. Maybe just made fun of you a bit then moved on.
lissalove17 8
Most ridiculous line ever. I hate that movie so much.
xzrdxzrd 1
That's why it's highly recommended to have several girlfriends and not just one - just in case one drops.
Megan98 18
Maybe she was going to break it off anyways? She just needed an excuse like you to take to long to say you did love her.
Dcm210 19
hopefully you'll find better.
qerqerd 1
You are probably poor. Money = more girls/less problems. I laugh at your life. YDI
ShelbyGray 8
For you to watch The Notebook and actually pay attention to where you can quote it, that shows a lot. She doesn't know what she's missing. Find someone better who can appreciate you more than she did.