By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend asked me how big the Sun would be compared to the Earth. I didn't have anything on me to help demonstrate, so to imitate the Earth, I made a small hole with my index finger and thumb and said "Okay, imagine a ball this small." She then looked at my crotch. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 905
You deserved it 12 691

Same thing different taste

Top comments

killabee 0

So? Maybe it's just me but giant testes really aren't a must-have quality in a man.

pahahahaha tht sux, but it made me laugh(:


pahahahaha tht sux, but it made me laugh(:

Maybe she got "Lost in your Crotch" during the explanation.

Man these non-FMLs are getting so lame. big ******* deal so your gf things you've got small nuts.

WingsFan80 4

I agree with 13. not an fml and big fn deal you have small balls, not the end of the world.

Granddragon 0

Well it sounds like you had something on you to demonstrate with after all.

Jafozza 0

Smalls nuts and small willies are two different things, just so ya know.

Why don't you cry some more you self-conscious little boy! So I'm guessing that her eyes represented the sun? Since they obviously lit up when she saw how small the earth was.

bigblue95 0

ydi for answering her. its called the internet she should use it.

GamerGoddess 0

what kind of a question is that ? r u robbing the cradle? O.O

It does seem to be a big deal.. I would not like it if my chick thought I had small nuts ! LMAO

terranada 3

who cares about the balls?? it's the penis that matters!

your girl sounds like a perv lmao say yes keep looking at my balls and let's compare it to your holes =p

gamergoddess- what games do you play? Let's game!!

damn iPod said it didn't post the first time :-/

****** pussy ass fmls. Today, I was rock climbing and got my arm stuck. I had to cut it off with a knife. FML. that's a good fml; not oh my stupid girlfriend looked at my crotch when I indicated small stuff. pussy. :/

Guuurlplease 0

YDI for having sex even if you have a small penis

Watch this, you're gonna love my nuts!

i haz me sum baseball sized ballzz. so bee jellus betches. >:]

95 that's great! thanks for sharing the size of of lady balls :p

I agree with 13, what the hell is wrong with ppl

Taybabe2525 0
killabee 0

So? Maybe it's just me but giant testes really aren't a must-have quality in a man.

I agree (no ****). I just think smaller potatoes makes the meat look bigger. That's the only reason I use steroids.

samantha987 0

lmao #4. I'm sure the side effect of shriveled testicles are what most steroid users are going for--the body building is just a cover.

Small testicles, unbridled rage, and hairy backs FTMW! I'm joking Sam, so please don't send a social worker to my house or anything.

Bubbelz 25

Lmfao 4 I almost rolled out of bed laughing!

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Why would it be bad to have small testes? I can understand a tiny willy, but...balls?

maybe she likes big loads... if you catch my drift.

ha actually a buddy of mine had very small balls & put out a horrendous load. don't ask me how I know please.

14- Big loads of what, laundry. (not sexist)

Jakofalltrades18 0

seems like she was just teasing you. relaxx and laugh a little.. unless you really do have tiny balls.

hahahahah what an awesome girlfriend :-)

11, did you pull that clip-art just to see how many gullible douches would "Oh how hawt!"

What do you mean by clip-art? English is not my first language, therefore I don't quite understand your comment.

49: 36 (aardvarkish) is asking whether you just found your user picture somewhere on the internet and used it as your user pic to claim that to be a picture of yourself, to see how many people would compliment how good looking you are. Basically, is your user pic really a picture of you?

Why should I take someone else's pic to set as my avatar on this site here? I don't see the point in that? I don't know why you're all behaving so weird towards me, just enjoy reading the funny comments and stop bothering what someone looks like.

Arrrghhh hahah :-) That's so weird, having to defend yourself because of how you look. I'll change my picture to one that looks less provocative to you! Thanks everyone for being so mean towards me :-P

TaylorTotsYumm 10

I think it looks like a genuine picture. A bit provacative, yes, but I think it's her. And, just because she denied that her picture is fake doesn't mean it's not her. That's a completely mental way to look at things. LaPerla, ignore the meanies.(:

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Thanks, at least someone who talks sense here. ;-)

laperla, ignore the trolls, thats rule num.1 on internet.. and ure cute :)

Granddragon 0

maybe she just suddenly got horny. whip em out for her!

pimpstatus 0

suck it up princess ull get them sooner or later lol

pickledpandas 0

my boyfriend has the biggest balls I've ever seen and that shit terrifies me.