Today, my girlfriend asked me how big the Sun would be compared to the Earth. I didn't have anything on me to help demonstrate, so to imitate the Earth, I made a small hole with my index finger and thumb and said "Okay, imagine a ball this small." She then looked at my crotch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were snuggling and we placed our hands together, palm to palm. I can bend the tips of my fingers over hers, which apparently surprised her because she commented, "Huh, so big hands AREN'T related to penis size." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML
Today, I learned that my insecurities regarding my dick size were unfounded, as my girlfriend gushed over my dick and said it was amazing. We then got down to business, and almost immediately heard, "Ow! Fuck, that's my cervix! This hurts! Stop!" FML
Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I saw each other naked for the first time. She said my balls looked like little acorns. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend about his views on personal growth. He replied, "What, you mean dick size?" FML
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Top comments
killabee 0
So? Maybe it's just me but giant testes really aren't a must-have quality in a man.
just_nicole 1
pahahahaha tht sux, but it made me laugh(:
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Comments (118)
JohnFR33M4N 0
you got tiny nuts, so what? who the hell compares their sack size to each other?
hannah1203 2
ha girlfriend: 1 point you: 0
jdfml90 0
Now imagine a hole this wide... *stretches, and looks at her crotch*
ImaCanuck 0
Boo hoo the size of your pool balls don't matter, it's the size of your cue stick.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
woah, febreeze, you plug in to the wall :D
jayemdoubleyou 1
This was retarded.
Poepiepiesie 3
Imagine a ball this size as it is the sun. Now compare my feelings for you with the earth. As the earth fits around 1,000,000 times in the sun being 1/100 of it's diameter. My feelings for you when expressed in numbers are similar to a chocolate covered peanut.
TeaamJacob 0
LOL. that's funny OP xD
dancerchick303 0
dumbass girlfriend
Rashkavar 0
Umm...that's about the size of the average ********.... It's not what I'd picture when considering a ball about that size (I'd think of a table tennis/beer pong ball), but then, I'm neither horny nor particularly attracted to men.