That sounds like a horror porno right there, "Frankenpenis."

Probably more comedy porn than horror porn. You’d have a man’s penis sheathed with the foreskins of a dozen babies. There would probably be a close up of the penis yelling, “Let me through!” and the babies crying, pooping, giggling, etc.

They already made Frankenpenis. It starred John Bobbit, a guy who abused his wife until she got off his penis and went to jail over it. They were able to surgically reattach it, and he starred in a porn.

Sorry. I meant to say she cut off his penis. If she'd merely gotten it off, probably nobody would have been upset.

Actually, Frankenpenis was recently in the news and actually caused a fine senator to lose his job!

The level 9001 Derpenfang. It has a rare drop that reduces the user's intelligence. I think she must have done some serious grinding to get that stupid.

Irrelevant

not to mention it doesn't take away any length that all!! the skin is taken away from around the head of the penis NOT the tip!! I may not like this word, but this bitch is retarded!!!

Quite an interesting fact there. i wonder how it affects pleasure and other factors

The fun part is seeing it point upwards on it's own though. Men, don't do this! :D

And hopefully that will subtract an inch of the depth of her vagina.

Be careful what you wish. With the wonders of today's surgery and medieval Middle-Eastern thinking, she can have her virginity sewn back.

This is really not the same at all.

no one understands what you just said

Can confirm. Clueless.

Totes magotes, dude.