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  RichardPencil  |  30

Probably more comedy porn than horror porn. You’d have a man’s penis sheathed with the foreskins of a dozen babies.

There would probably be a close up of the penis yelling, “Let me through!” and the babies crying, pooping, giggling, etc.

  CoyoteOldOne  |  17

They already made Frankenpenis. It starred John Bobbit, a guy who abused his wife until she got off his penis and went to jail over it. They were able to surgically reattach it, and he starred in a porn.

  Meghan Pappas  |  7

not to mention it doesn't take away any length that all!! the skin is taken away from around the head of the penis NOT the tip!! I may not like this word, but this bitch is retarded!!!

By  James Thompson  |  8

Well.... you do have one option- ya know how when you’ve got a hard on, your Johnson points/curves up a bit? There’s a tendon at the top of the base of your dick attached to your pelvis. If you cut the tendon, you’ll gain a legit inch or two. Though, then when you get a hard on, your buddy will point straight down. You’ll see this most on male porn stars. So get to snipping, man!

  PenguinPal3017  |  19

And hopefully that will subtract an inch of the depth of her vagina.

  Yudith  |  20

Be careful what you wish. With the wonders of today's surgery and medieval Middle-Eastern thinking, she can have her virginity sewn back.