Today, my girlfriend asked if I could somehow get uncircumcised so I could add an inch to my length. FML
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coolmike699
| 26
What boss do you have to fight to get to that level of stupid?
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donb23
| 23
Tell her as soon as she gets her virginity back you will consider it.
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Akitakat
| 31
Just as much of a chance of them giving her a brain to replace the air between her ears!
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RichardPencil
| 29
You could start crashing brises, steal the discarded foreskins, and graft them on to your penis.
You’re going to have to go to a lot. I hope you like chopper liver!
You’re going to have to go to a lot. I hope you like chopper liver!
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Glowworm56
| 25
That sounds like a horror porno right there, "Frankenpenis."
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RichardPencil
| 29
Probably more comedy porn than horror porn. You’d have a man’s penis sheathed with the foreskins of a dozen babies.
There would probably be a close up of the penis yelling, “Let me through!” and the babies crying, pooping, giggling, etc.
There would probably be a close up of the penis yelling, “Let me through!” and the babies crying, pooping, giggling, etc.
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CoyoteOldOne
| 17
They already made Frankenpenis. It starred John Bobbit, a guy who abused his wife until she got off his penis and went to jail over it. They were able to surgically reattach it, and he starred in a porn.
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CoyoteOldOne
| 17
Sorry. I meant to say she cut off his penis. If she'd merely gotten it off, probably nobody would have been upset.
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RichardPencil
| 29
Actually, Frankenpenis was recently in the news and actually caused a fine senator to lose his job!
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coolmike699
| 26
What boss do you have to fight to get to that level of stupid?
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ffc Squall
| 14
The level 9001 Derpenfang. It has a rare drop that reduces the user's intelligence. I think she must have done some serious grinding to get that stupid.
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Donut_Wizard
| 23
Someone get me a slice of baloney, a staple gun, some crazy glue, and some ice cream!
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joeyl1990
| 28
I don't approve of child circumcision
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mattyiscool123
| 26
Irrelevant
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Warmonger_Smurf
| 29
Add an inch?! My god, does she really think they lob off an inch?
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Meghan Pappas
| 7
not to mention it doesn't take away any length that all!! the skin is taken away from around the head of the penis NOT the tip!! I may not like this word, but this bitch is retarded!!!
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James Thompson
| 8
Well.... you do have one option- ya know how when you’ve got a hard on, your Johnson points/curves up a bit? There’s a tendon at the top of the base of your dick attached to your pelvis. If you cut the tendon, you’ll gain a legit inch or two. Though, then when you get a hard on, your buddy will point straight down. You’ll see this most on male porn stars. So get to snipping, man!
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mindfreak117
| 4
Quite an interesting fact there. i wonder how it affects pleasure and other factors
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Mauskau
| 35
The fun part is seeing it point upwards on it's own though. Men, don't do this! :D
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donb23
| 23
Tell her as soon as she gets her virginity back you will consider it.
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PenguinPal3017
| 19
And hopefully that will subtract an inch of the depth of her vagina.
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Yudith
| 20
Be careful what you wish. With the wonders of today's surgery and medieval Middle-Eastern thinking, she can have her virginity sewn back.
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Rabite
| 28
This is really not the same at all.
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mt21mt
| 15
U shud totes make her a e/gf for that toxic behaviour.
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finian1108
| 19
no one understands what you just said
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Cali
| 54
Can confirm. Clueless.
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TheMightyMrJ
| 6
Totes magotes, dude.
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worldclassrager
| 39
That doesn’t change anything...