stubby
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked if I could somehow get uncircumcised so I could add an inch to my length. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Too much skin?
🌶️ Spicy
Skinny love
Today, my girlfriend told me that I have “too much foreskin” and that I’d need to get circumcised if we were going to stay together. I’m already circumcised. FML
nickthetank
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
moerae
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was fooling around with my new girlfriend. I guess she'd never been with an uncircumcised man before, because before I knew it I had a frenulum tear and had to go to the ER. FML
Anonymous
Run away, now
Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
John Doe
🌶️ Spicy
Shaving!
Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
Ghostrui
🌶️ Spicy
Curious
Today, my dad thought it appropriate to ask if my boyfriend, who was in the other room, was circumcised. FML
Anonymous
Singapore
Newbie
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been put on it. The doctor told me the only way to fix it was to have me circumcised. My mum laughed, then asked him if he had a magnifying lens to do it. FML
Chester (Seattle)
United States
Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML
JWags
🌶️ Spicy
Mutilated knob
Today, at 30 years-old, my wife asked why I'm circumcised when my parents aren't religious. I didn't know I was circumcised. FML
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coolmike699 26
What boss do you have to fight to get to that level of stupid?
donb23 23
Tell her as soon as she gets her virginity back you will consider it.
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Comments (27)
MrsBugi 21
lmao this is the most absurd thing I have read. Foreskin does not add an inch to your penis. It's just skin! Really laughed at this one! If your gf doesn't appreciate you perhaps it's time to reevaluate the relationship?
Rabite 28
It's funny how everybody thinks that this FML is about her being stupid (I'd call it uneducated) and not about him having to deal with the accusation of having a small dick. I'm not saying that there aren't people out there who don't get a lot of things, but it's getting really hard to make a proper joke with really uneducated people around.
Stefany Baillargeon 9
just gonna throw this out there. I made a similar KIND of suggestion to a man once. Really more of an "I wish " statement. I didn't realize it then. But. ultimately that was the beginning of the end. and. boy, did he ever make it hell on me (for over 6 years after the comment) for what I had said.
jordanashley211 20
That sucks, but now you know you were dating a dumbass.
randybryant799 21
She sounds like a complete moron.