CoyoteOldOne

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About Coyoteoldone

You would not believe my life. People think I make this stuff up. At least it's funny.

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Verified

You are now a certified FML member

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

My diary is a collector's item

There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

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