By conductingfromthegrave - 01/07/2009 05:18 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were making out, and about to have sex, when she asked me to "do that thing we did yesterday". We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML
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somnula 9

she probably just meant "last time" and said yesterday. nbd

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irishdubr 0

U shoulda said "ok" and started jerkin off. Then ask her what SHE did yesterday.

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Dracula212 0

ohhhhh that sucks. that's how I found out my ex-wife was cheating. well similar comment. best of **** fyl

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kaykay10xo 0

u would be the one counting...

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JDP09 0

dude explain yourself. Cheater or mistake?

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yesyes101 0

oooooh your life is terrrrrrible, you havent had sex in SIX DAYS. WHAT EVER WILL YOU DO!

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Noga452 0

wow your dumb, he didn't have sex but his girlfriend did, try and work that out if you can

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sofad15 0

that explains the "no sex in 6 days"

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zbxstraightx 0

yea yesterday I had sex with some random girl at a party so......hopefully even though I busted inside her without a condom, your girl won't be pregnant

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kpearsall 0

maybe she meant... "do the dishes", or "go take a shower"...

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monkeykiller77 0

You know what wheeler from role models would say. "you gotta hit it and quit it"

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