By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 01:28 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
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fudgepirate 0

be happy that u have a big dick!! many guys would be jealous!

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mexipunker 0

Same thing happened to me my first time. Now she complains her husband doesn't measure up.

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CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

Well she was probably nervous; don't feel bad; maybe when you two are SERIOUSLY ready, then go for it, and have a long talk with each other about the next step. I wish you two the best! :D

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CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

She was probably just nervous; dont feel bad; when you are both SERIOUSLY ready, then try it again, but don't forget to really talk it out first. I wish you two the best! :D

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Deservesit22 1

What she was afraid of it being big Wow she is a virgin....

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Donkeydick360 0

it's not fun having a huge dick most girls are scared to **** you and the ones that aren't usually start complaining it's a lose lose situation I feel your pain OP FYL

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jolly12 0

dude, nothin to be ashamed of here hahaha

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davek 36

She thinks you have a huge ****, that's not a FML. Also, stick it in her pooper.

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