By herve - 22/05/2009 19:50 - Lebanon

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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML
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irishfever 0

not sure how to interpret this one.... haha that sucks it sounds like she's not ready... don't pressure her

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kwbuzz23wk 0

sounds like a compliment

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irishfever 0

not sure how to interpret this one.... haha that sucks it sounds like she's not ready... don't pressure her

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chyeahbro 0

two years and she never saw your dick. **** your life! you are supposed to work in steps stupid. you don't just go straight to sex after two years, work up to that shit wowww you deserve it for being so ******* stupid and having dumb girlfriend

eliasnader 0

i think you should have began with your finger, and after that, when she gets it, you continue with your "canon" :D .... mni7a :)

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breadfuck 0

my fiancé and I were together 2 years before she saw my penis, she'd never seen one before that. But we waited a further year before actually having sex. and I DON'T regret waiting a long time.

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piehunter1 0

Score! I think you know what do now my friend ;) Step 1: get naked Step 2: Fu!k her Step 3:??? Step 4: profit! ;)

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Toasty283 8

Maybe the awesomeness overwhelmed her.

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kwbuzz23wk 0

sounds like a compliment

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Stand_Up 0

that it does. (: lol

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emilieee_fml 0

It was sooooo big, she passed out;)

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pushinglimits_fml 0

that is one of the greatest things i've ever heard. maybe she was overwhelmed? and way to go, #3!

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wantmenot 0

wow.. totally not ready for sex or what

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BillyDisselhorst 3

How the hell didn't she see your dick after two years. You are waaaaaay more patient than I.

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cselby 0

dude you're a legend. this made me laugh so friggin hard

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thequeenofscots 0

3: Oh no, some people wait to have sex. The horror! I feel your girlfriend's pain, but then again, I'm a lesbian. ;]. Just take it slow with her, she's probably just nervous.

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WickedPixie 0

I like your comment. ;)

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piehunter1 0

Lesbian!? Hot ;] I don't like waiting but will for my gf. :P

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omglyktotally78 0

could have been any penis.....not just yours

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TheSmirkster 0

Well, either she thought it was terrifyingly disgusting, or she thought it was terrifyingly huge, you might be ******, or not, either way.

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Art_Vandeley 0

Dude fyl 2 years and not even a handjob? Your dick must be really really ugly.

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