mylifesucks
Paris, France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML
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ICantBelieveThis
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML
oops999
Downingtown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sounds hot
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
suxx
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Keep us posted
Today, I walked around for hours with a Post-it on my back reading, "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML
Geez
Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
Twilightsux
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
Ignitingmylightsaber
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML
sadinthesack
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML
stopinthenameoflove
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Zigazig Ah
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
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cricketsins 36
Well, since apparently that kind of behavior is acceptable, I would take this opportunity to put a poster of someone you find attractive on your wall for the same purpose. Seems fair to me.
transcedental 18
Aw, honey, that sucks. I am sorry. But on the other hand if you have a girlfriend that's into OD, isn't she too young to be doing it? *cough*
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Comments (178)
SwtCherryPie 26
Sounds like you guys are too young to be having sex, or she is at least.
ckerane 16
♥ harry styles
dachayke 16
Looks like OP's girlfriend has an FML account.
LethalSeamonkey 15
If you're girlfriend has a One Direction poster on her wall she's too young for you bro!
uarudeassbitchyo 17
It will be unforgettable
perdix 29
Look at it this way: She may have been looking at a picture of five guys, but it was you giving her the 1 D!
sdroze1389 31
HA! golden comment
dachayke 16
This is why you're famous, perdix.
Rainhawk94 27
If she likes one direction, she's too young for you bro
sassymarcie1 1
If she still like one direction she's too young for you.
xerbrus 14
ydi for having a girlfriend that doesn't know the meaning of talent
perdix 29
I know how you feel. ******* a girl while she fantasizes about other dudes is... *lowers sunglasses* The Story of My Life.
Ben009 13
Your fault, make things way more interesting in bed.