mylifesucks
Paris, France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML
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ICantBelieveThis
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML
oops999
Downingtown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sounds hot
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
suxx
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Keep us posted
Today, I walked around for hours with a Post-it on my back reading, "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML
Geez
Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
Twilightsux
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
Ignitingmylightsaber
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML
sadinthesack
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML
stopinthenameoflove
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Zigazig Ah
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
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cricketsins 36
Well, since apparently that kind of behavior is acceptable, I would take this opportunity to put a poster of someone you find attractive on your wall for the same purpose. Seems fair to me.
transcedental 18
Aw, honey, that sucks. I am sorry. But on the other hand if you have a girlfriend that's into OD, isn't she too young to be doing it? *cough*
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Comments (178)
Queen_bee1234 21
Erection killers.
random_cashmere 25
What a jerk!
patrickalamo 47
Wrong way on a one way...
onlymytwocents 9
YDI for banging anyone immature enough to hang up a One Direction poster
davek 36
Are you banging a 12 year old?
randomgalzbo 17
Are you sure she doesn't secretly think you're a OD member? ;)
alshygirl 14
If she thought that, she wouldn't need the poster
GuiLD15 7
Little doses of reality can burn sometimes.
sdroze1389 31
that's just her subtle way of suggesting that you and a handful of metrosexuals run a train on her. seriously though, that does suck OP. that should just be for her "alone time"
Cassmoneyyy 15
My first thought was, "he's dating a 13 year old."
worthlessACfan 11
that sounded kinda bad ... like "why do I have to be with this person instead of One Direction?" haha (no fan of them)
thatnucca 36
Story of your life OP... Maybe, that's just her "Style"... Going forward, I'd suggest you put a Beyoncé poster on the wall facing you, and also ask your next door neighbor to provide you with some long distance pep talk should you get stuck in the wrong direction... I guarantee you'd have the best time ever...