Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt me jump out of bed, heard me run to the bathroom and throw up, then looked up five seconds later to see me take a massive dump on her bath mat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
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ilovemychem 22
Yuck, maybe shoulda waited till she came out
andiesaur 18
Guess it's a good thing you're out of the relationship then? That's disgusting.
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Comments (178)
topdezfan 5
there should be zero deserved it ones for this fml
BlueConverse 7
177- He provoked a girl when she was on her period. When you're PMSing or it actually is your time of the month, you're going to be needy, bitchy, and sometimes whiny. That's just part of being female. there should really be no FYL's for this one.
TLNEW 8
Damn! That's going toooo far!
jescileigha 0
Okay. Dude. You dont call a girl needy when shes pmsing. Its her right as a woman to be. Especially that time of the month. Id suggest trying to, i dont know, BE UNDERSTANDING TO HER ISSUE
annamaria55555 9
You can't say that when a girl is on her period, that's when she's the MOST needy
magnetic_aura 26
I love your username! Also, your ex-girlfriend is super gross. You're definitely better off!
BlueConverse 7
I mean you did say it.. js girls(especially when on their periods) are sensitive to stuff like that. It is nasty though, so j can see both sides of the argument..
JohnForge 13
That sounds terribly childish, are you both teenagers?
dannnngthatsux 19
Sounds like a case of 'bad blood'.