Uncanny

By ToobyFrank - 06/03/2009 17:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML
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omgepiphany 0

You still live at home with your mother, and you're sexing up girls all night while she's within earshot? You fool, YDI

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djspazy 0

lmfao, every time you hear your gf moan, you will think of your mother. score 1 for mom

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lovelydefiance89 0

Yeah, that's exactly what happened. Probably scarred for life.

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nosedive1994 0

lol how old are u. tell her u and ur gf are gonna have sex no matter what she does!

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QuantumLegend 0

OR copy that moan and say you don't want her (your mom) and your dad sleeping in the same room anymore ;)

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goddamndinos 0

that's incredibly awkward.. not even for you, i'd feel awkward if i was your mom making moaning sounds to my son.

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pepkate 8

This made me laugh so hard- oh the irony.

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YourAFailmod 4

If that was me itd ruin sex with her forever everytime she moaned it'd probably make me think of my mom.....

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omgepiphany 0

You still live at home with your mother, and you're sexing up girls all night while she's within earshot? You fool, YDI

245 5
tenniskettle 0

well as long as he had a good time thats all that matters

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raven02 0

maybe he's in h.s I did it

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shortshan 0

Yikes! I definitely don't think you deserved that one.... but might wanna have your girl keep it quiet next time.

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cuttybuddy 0

your mom sounds like a good moaner, fwiw.

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djspazy 0

lmfao, every time you hear your gf moan, you will think of your mother. score 1 for mom

217 1
wolfking 0

can i meet your mom?

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KenMcGormick 0

omg... i will puke immediately... imagine you're "soundly" MotherF***er

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rollingmyeyes 0

if you're old enough to have sex, you are old enough to get your own place.

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Kirlyfoo 9

Anyways..... "cough" fag "cough" killjoy

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batwomen_fml 7

You can't move out under the age of 16. Even if he was old enough to move out, not many people move out when they are 17 or 18.

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LittleMissMack 0

...pretty sure I'm his girlfriend

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