By cole66 - 29/11/2015 18:43 - United States - Knoxville

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Today, I realized that the "toothpaste" that I'm always cleaning out with my hands from the sink drain is actually my little brother's semen. FML
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Tripartita 44

I'm curious to know what caused this realization. Did he catch you cleaning it up, run in to stop you, and yell, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's my SEMEN. Show a little respect!"

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Thanks for the gag, OP.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Thanks for the gag, OP.

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helptheorphans 17

I literally was about to eat then I read this fml.....

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halcyon93 16

Why is he jacking off in the sink? That's pretty disgusting...

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18drakerad 18

He's probably washing it off of his hands. Not everyone uses a tissue.

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klawzor 17

Don't see why your comment is down voted. It's true as far as I know.

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gosh_mate 30

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doodlecloud 26

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doodlecloud 26

Yes, 64...but I'm pointing out that OP hasn't exactly been a hygiene king himself.

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IceCreamMage 17

You're right #68, it's not like OP can wash his hands immediately after doing so. He's not at a sink or anything where soap is usually kept. How disgusting can OP get? /endsarcasm

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Jowisee 29

I want to know how you found that out?? Or maybe not...

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MaiqTheLiar 11

well semen has a .. spacial ... odor. ..

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lexred 30

SPACIAL ODOR. That must be the lost Egyptian script.

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GeorgeCarter95 16

I'm pretty sure that's a picture from skyrim not Egyptian

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Tripartita 44

I'm curious to know what caused this realization. Did he catch you cleaning it up, run in to stop you, and yell, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's my SEMEN. Show a little respect!"

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pjsr 32

Lol #5 ...or maybe he walked in to see his brother squeezing the last drops out of his 'tube'? So many possibilities.

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derangedplanet 23

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skobisco 23

Is your toothpaste really toothpaste though?

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lat187 18

Eff everyone's lives... You're brother is extremely disturbed

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lat187 18

I actually read this as your brother was filling a tube of toothpaste with his own semen. Still gross....

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cheeeksss 29

Way to make me cringe even harder from when I first read the FML ;___;

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Mathalamus 24

Great, now I don't feel good at all. Thanks. :(

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cole66 14

I'm glad the first way you read it was wrong..

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sstahpp 33

You guys. I won't ever be able to look at toothpaste the same way again.

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mads_nicole 19

Oh my...words escape me but gagging sure doesn't

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Scorpio01 16

Your brother be like, don't touch my dead babies....

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