By cole66 - 29/11/2015 18:43 - United States - Knoxville

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Today, I realized that the "toothpaste" that I'm always cleaning out with my hands from the sink drain is actually my little brother's semen. FML
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I'm curious to know what caused this realization. Did he catch you cleaning it up, run in to stop you, and yell, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's my SEMEN. Show a little respect!"

Thanks for the gag, OP.

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Thanks for the gag, OP.

I literally was about to eat then I read this fml.....

Why is he jacking off in the sink? That's pretty disgusting...

He's probably washing it off of his hands. Not everyone uses a tissue.

Don't see why your comment is down voted. It's true as far as I know.

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She's talking about the brother

Yes, 64...but I'm pointing out that OP hasn't exactly been a hygiene king himself.

You're right #68, it's not like OP can wash his hands immediately after doing so. He's not at a sink or anything where soap is usually kept. How disgusting can OP get? /endsarcasm

I want to know how you found that out?? Or maybe not...

well semen has a .. spacial ... odor. ..

SPACIAL ODOR. That must be the lost Egyptian script.

I'm pretty sure that's a picture from skyrim not Egyptian

I'm curious to know what caused this realization. Did he catch you cleaning it up, run in to stop you, and yell, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's my SEMEN. Show a little respect!"

Lol #5 ...or maybe he walked in to see his brother squeezing the last drops out of his 'tube'? So many possibilities.

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Is your toothpaste really toothpaste though?

Eff everyone's lives... You're brother is extremely disturbed

I actually read this as your brother was filling a tube of toothpaste with his own semen. Still gross....

Way to make me cringe even harder from when I first read the FML ;___;

Great, now I don't feel good at all. Thanks. :(

I'm glad the first way you read it was wrong..

You guys. I won't ever be able to look at toothpaste the same way again.

Oh my...words escape me but gagging sure doesn't

Your brother be like, don't touch my dead babies....