Today, I realized that the "toothpaste" that I'm always cleaning out with my hands from the sink drain is actually my little brother's semen. FML
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Tripartita
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I'm curious to know what caused this realization. Did he catch you cleaning it up, run in to stop you, and yell, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's my SEMEN. Show a little respect!"
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
Thanks for the gag, OP.
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SystemofaBlink41
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Thanks for the gag, OP.
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helptheorphans
| 17
I literally was about to eat then I read this fml.....
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halcyon93
| 16
Why is he jacking off in the sink? That's pretty disgusting...
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18drakerad
| 18
He's probably washing it off of his hands. Not everyone uses a tissue.
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klawzor
| 17
Don't see why your comment is down voted. It's true as far as I know.
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gosh_mate
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
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doodlecloud
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
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ImZakki
| 15
She's talking about the brother
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doodlecloud
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Yes, 64...but I'm pointing out that OP hasn't exactly been a hygiene king himself.
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IceCreamMage
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You're right #68, it's not like OP can wash his hands immediately after doing so. He's not at a sink or anything where soap is usually kept. How disgusting can OP get?
/endsarcasm
/endsarcasm
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Jowisee
| 29
I want to know how you found that out?? Or maybe not...
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MaiqTheLiar
| 11
well semen has a .. spacial ... odor. ..
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lexred
| 30
SPACIAL ODOR.
That must be the lost Egyptian script.
That must be the lost Egyptian script.
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GeorgeCarter95
| 16
I'm pretty sure that's a picture from skyrim not Egyptian
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Tripartita
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I'm curious to know what caused this realization. Did he catch you cleaning it up, run in to stop you, and yell, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's my SEMEN. Show a little respect!"
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pjsr
| 32
Lol #5 ...or maybe he walked in to see his brother squeezing the last drops out of his 'tube'? So many possibilities.
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derangedplanet
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skobisco
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Is your toothpaste really toothpaste though?
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lat187
| 18
Eff everyone's lives... You're brother is extremely disturbed
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lat187
| 18
I actually read this as your brother was filling a tube of toothpaste with his own semen. Still gross....
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cheeeksss
| 29
Way to make me cringe even harder from when I first read the FML ;___;
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Mathalamus
| 24
Great, now I don't feel good at all. Thanks. :(
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cole66
| 13
I'm glad the first way you read it was wrong..
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sstahpp
| 33
You guys. I won't ever be able to look at toothpaste the same way again.
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mads_nicole
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Oh my...words escape me but gagging sure doesn't
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Scorpio01
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Your brother be like, don't touch my dead babies....
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Xion0014
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EW