FML : Today, I realized that the "toothpaste" that I'm always cleaning out with my hands from the sink drain is actually my little brother's semen. FML

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Today, I realized that the "toothpaste" that I'm always cleaning out with my hands from the sink drain is actually my little brother's semen. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By cole66 - / Sunday 29 November 2015 18:43 / United States - Knoxville

Intimacy

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By Tripartita | 44

#6474069 - Monday 30 November 2015 11:59

I'm curious to know what caused this realization. Did he catch you cleaning it up, run in to stop you, and yell, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's my SEMEN. Show a little respect!"

By SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#6474055 - Monday 30 November 2015 11:52

Thanks for the gag, OP.

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By SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#6474055 - Monday 30 November 2015 11:52

Thanks for the gag, OP.

helptheorphans | 17

#6474664 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 2:33

I literally was about to eat then I read this fml.....

By halcyon93 | 16

#6474061 - Monday 30 November 2015 11:55

Why is he jacking off in the sink? That's pretty disgusting...

18drakerad | 18

#6474585 - Monday 30 November 2015 23:52

He's probably washing it off of his hands. Not everyone uses a tissue.

klawzor | 17

#6474677 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 3:43

Don't see why your comment is down voted. It's true as far as I know.

By gosh_mate | 30

#6474064 - Monday 30 November 2015 11:57

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

doodlecloud | 26

#6474492 - Monday 30 November 2015 21:56

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

ImZakki | 15

#6474516 - Monday 30 November 2015 22:45

She's talking about the brother

doodlecloud | 26

#6474571 - Monday 30 November 2015 23:31

Yes, 64...but I'm pointing out that OP hasn't exactly been a hygiene king himself.

IceCreamMage | 17

#6475920 - Wednesday 2 December 2015 22:24

You're right #68, it's not like OP can wash his hands immediately after doing so. He's not at a sink or anything where soap is usually kept. How disgusting can OP get?
/endsarcasm

By Jowisee | 29

#6474066 - Monday 30 November 2015 11:59

I want to know how you found that out?? Or maybe not...

MaiqTheLiar | 11

#6474080 - Monday 30 November 2015 12:10

well semen has a .. spacial ... odor. ..

lexred | 29

#6474092 - Monday 30 November 2015 12:31

SPACIAL ODOR.
That must be the lost Egyptian script.

GeorgeCarter95 | 16

#6474185 - Monday 30 November 2015 15:21

I'm pretty sure that's a picture from skyrim not Egyptian

By Tripartita | 44

#6474069 - Monday 30 November 2015 11:59

I'm curious to know what caused this realization. Did he catch you cleaning it up, run in to stop you, and yell, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's my SEMEN. Show a little respect!"