By cole66 - 29/11/2015 18:43 - United States - Knoxville

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Today, I realized that the "toothpaste" that I'm always cleaning out with my hands from the sink drain is actually my little brother's semen. FML
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Tripartita 44
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I'm curious to know what caused this realization. Did he catch you cleaning it up, run in to stop you, and yell, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's my SEMEN. Show a little respect!"

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Thanks for the gag, OP.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Thanks for the gag, OP.

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helptheorphans 17
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I literally was about to eat then I read this fml.....

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halcyon93 16
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Why is he jacking off in the sink? That's pretty disgusting...

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18drakerad 18
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He's probably washing it off of his hands. Not everyone uses a tissue.

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klawzor 17
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Don't see why your comment is down voted. It's true as far as I know.

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gosh_mate 30
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ImZakki 15
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She's talking about the brother

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doodlecloud 26
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Yes, 64...but I'm pointing out that OP hasn't exactly been a hygiene king himself.

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IceCreamMage 17
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You're right #68, it's not like OP can wash his hands immediately after doing so. He's not at a sink or anything where soap is usually kept. How disgusting can OP get? /endsarcasm

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Jowisee 29
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I want to know how you found that out?? Or maybe not...

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MaiqTheLiar 11

well semen has a .. spacial ... odor. ..

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lexred 30
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SPACIAL ODOR. That must be the lost Egyptian script.

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GeorgeCarter95 16
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I'm pretty sure that's a picture from skyrim not Egyptian

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Tripartita 44
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I'm curious to know what caused this realization. Did he catch you cleaning it up, run in to stop you, and yell, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's my SEMEN. Show a little respect!"

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pjsr 32
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Lol #5 ...or maybe he walked in to see his brother squeezing the last drops out of his 'tube'? So many possibilities.

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skobisco 23
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Is your toothpaste really toothpaste though?

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lat187 18

Eff everyone's lives... You're brother is extremely disturbed

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lat187 18

I actually read this as your brother was filling a tube of toothpaste with his own semen. Still gross....

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cheeeksss 29
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Way to make me cringe even harder from when I first read the FML ;___;

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Mathalamus 24

Great, now I don't feel good at all. Thanks. :(

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cole66 14
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I'm glad the first way you read it was wrong..

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sstahpp 33
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You guys. I won't ever be able to look at toothpaste the same way again.

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mads_nicole 19

Oh my...words escape me but gagging sure doesn't

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Scorpio01 16
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Your brother be like, don't touch my dead babies....

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