By Me - 20/12/2016 01:40 - United States - Canyon Lake

Today, while reading out loud in front of my entire class and teacher, I learned that I can't pronounce the word 'success'. It came out as 'sex', and when I tried to correct myself more slowly (multiple times), it came out 'sexsex'. FML
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Sounds like a very unsexsexful presentation.

Slow down and say, "suck sex." There! That's better!!

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Well some like to give on Christmas more than others

On here, you have to start every post with 'today' and end with 'fml'. It doesn't necessarily mean that it actually happened today.

If you look at the date you'll see that this was submitted on the 19th. Sometimes the submissions get backed up for a few days!

I get backed up, sometimes, too. That's usually when I get to catch up on FML! XD

Sounds like a very unsexsexful presentation.

Slow down and say, "suck sex." There! That's better!!

Classic Freudian slip. That's when you say one thing while thinking about a mother.

It's okay, I think everyone knew what you were talking about. Probably one other person would pronounce it that was too:).

I would have just said "achievement" or something along those lines after the first couple of unsuccessful attempts, haha.

You mean unsexsexful

Even during successive attempts?

Either way, you can't say success without succ.

I relate to the username.

Just say "suck sex". Win win!

It's actually "suck-sess".