By Me - 20/12/2016 01:40 - United States - Canyon Lake

Today, while reading out loud in front of my entire class and teacher, I learned that I can't pronounce the word 'success'. It came out as 'sex', and when I tried to correct myself more slowly (multiple times), it came out 'sexsex'. FML
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Dave_Davington 33
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Sounds like a very unsexsexful presentation.

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RichardPencil 30
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Slow down and say, "suck sex." There! That's better!!

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TheSovietOnion 21
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Well some like to give on Christmas more than others

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Liongoddess8 18
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On here, you have to start every post with 'today' and end with 'fml'. It doesn't necessarily mean that it actually happened today.

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Cali 54
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If you look at the date you'll see that this was submitted on the 19th. Sometimes the submissions get backed up for a few days!

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Colon_Man 17
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I get backed up, sometimes, too. That's usually when I get to catch up on FML! XD

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Dave_Davington 33
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Sounds like a very unsexsexful presentation.

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RichardPencil 30
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Slow down and say, "suck sex." There! That's better!!

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Colon_Man 17
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Classic Freudian slip. That's when you say one thing while thinking about a mother.

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Mowmee 14
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It's okay, I think everyone knew what you were talking about. Probably one other person would pronounce it that was too:).

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OysterPearls 33
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I would have just said "achievement" or something along those lines after the first couple of unsuccessful attempts, haha.

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TheSecretShadow 13
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You mean unsexsexful

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jmccorma 2
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Even during successive attempts?

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TheGr8Penguino 0
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Either way, you can't say success without succ.

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ApplePie1994 27
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I relate to the username.

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lauren_5904 1

Just say "suck sex". Win win!

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xxDeeStar 27
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It's actually "suck-sess".

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