Today, my friends thought it would be a good idea to make fun of a homeless man. I didn't fancy making fun of the less fortunate, so I stayed a bit back. Still, the homeless man didn't think it would matter to throw a rock at me after my buddies ran away. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML
Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML
Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML
Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML
Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML
Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
Today, a guy made fun of sexual assault victims, and laughed when he heard they’re getting money and support. He also said I look like his next victim. I hit him, unapologetically. My friends told me to apologise, and that he’s really a great guy. No longer my friends. Talk shit, get hit. FML
Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
He thought you guys rocked.
starxshine 0
ydi for having bad friends
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Comments (79)
TibbysMusic 1
Guess you should've stopped them huh? and PS. Hobos are people too. They just messed up and couldn't get it back together.
DoomedGemini 38
A lot don't even mess up, it can really happen to anyone. All it takes is a loss of money and boom
thebluewizard 14
You should have stopped your friends. You deserved that rock as much as they did.
Sparkiee93 3
You deserve it for being friends with such assholes when you not only know better but have the brains and courage to not follow the crowd at all times. Homeless people are just as human as you or me, the difference is they have NOTHING, and you have EVERYTHING, and you not standing up for his rights as you would your own makes you just as vile as your friends.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for not joining your friends and at least EARNING the rock thrown at you. YDI for living somewhere that has bums. YDI for having friends. YDI for saying "less fortunate" instead of "bum".
Ju99ernaut94 0
Where did you find time in your day to go watch your friend tease a vagabond YDi for standing there and letting the rock be thrown at you
MrDrMe 0
I respect hobos. they're human just like us. I respect you OP for standing down.
damador 0
get some new friends OP.
ChicaChica5683 0
well y didn't u stop ur friends???? I wiuldve thrown a rock at u to.
polkadot3155 6
ydi for having friends like that!
x3iloveyouuxx 0
lmfaoooo this made me almost fall off the chair.. bitchy got hit with a rock... HAHAHA!