Today, my friends thought it would be a good idea to make fun of a homeless man. I didn't fancy making fun of the less fortunate, so I stayed a bit back. Still, the homeless man didn't think it would matter to throw a rock at me after my buddies ran away. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML
Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML
Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML
Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML
Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML
Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
Today, a guy made fun of sexual assault victims, and laughed when he heard they’re getting money and support. He also said I look like his next victim. I hit him, unapologetically. My friends told me to apologise, and that he’s really a great guy. No longer my friends. Talk shit, get hit. FML
Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
He thought you guys rocked.
starxshine 0
ydi for having bad friends
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Comments (79)
hedgehogs 0
You're just as bad as your friends. You didn't stop them, and you didn't do anything to help him.
medfly 2
yeah, because he has control over everything his friends do.
sallen0046 4
You might not have control over what your friends do, but you have complete control over your own actions. The right thing to do was not simply stand by and watch your friends do something you found wrong, the right thing would have been to say something and stand up for your own beliefs.
glambert1998 0
hobos are strange ppl...they go insane after a while
NonExistance 0
Maybe there is something I am missing, but how does stepping back cancel out making fun of them? That's like putting a band-aid on your leg to avoid being shot, an irrelivant solution.
Karynthebabe101 0
sucks. ydi for not getting out of the way when he threw the rock.
Hanicake 0
ydi for not stopping your worthless friends. If you're just going to stand and watch this sort of crap, then you deserve to get a rock thrown at your head. Dump your friends, get nicer ones, and stop being a passive wuss, idiot.
Spewki 3
You deserve it for hanging around worthless assholes, and not speaking up when they started being pricks to the less fortunate.
16kirsy 8
Three words: Guilt by association.
UpYoursInAdvance 0
FYL And YDI because you just let your friends do that to people less fortunate... It's all fun and games until you're on the streets, And tell your ******* friends what goes around... You know the rest...
alldara 0
YDI because you should have STOPPED them not just stood back...or walked away and not been part of it at all.
EricJ 3
Make new friends.