Today, my friends thought it would be a good idea to make fun of a homeless man. I didn't fancy making fun of the less fortunate, so I stayed a bit back. Still, the homeless man didn't think it would matter to throw a rock at me after my buddies ran away. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML
Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML
Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML
Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML
Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML
Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
Today, a guy made fun of sexual assault victims, and laughed when he heard they’re getting money and support. He also said I look like his next victim. I hit him, unapologetically. My friends told me to apologise, and that he’s really a great guy. No longer my friends. Talk shit, get hit. FML
Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
He thought you guys rocked.
starxshine 0
ydi for having bad friends
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Comments (79)
jswizzle_ 6
don't tease hobos. it could be you in a split second.
polico_wolf 0
he wasn't teasing the hobo
silisand_fml 0
He should have thrown you to the ground and peed on you, shouting "House on fire, put it out! put it out!", then make you drink antifreeze until you passed out. when you woke, he'd be gone and you'd have a size 7 poop chute.
mellafabulous 0
YDI. You could've told your friends to grow up. I'm ashamed to be Nova Scotian with a loser like you running around.
Tapdivaaa 0
well you did let your friends make fun of a homeless man instead of standing up for him YDI
som_fml 0
well no. Watching your friends abuse someone is just the same as doing all of the talking yourself.
justsayfuck 5
You deserved it for not choosing better friends and stopping them. If you don't like what they're doing, say something, make them stop. Don't just watch, jezus man this is pathetic. I hope you will learn from this eventually.
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
You need better friends OP... people could be very mean sometimes. Why be mean to a hobo though? That's straight up wrong... smh immature people now a days...
allanisj 0
YDI. Your choice of friends shows who you really are. You could have dissuaded your air-head friends, you could have left in disagreement; instead you stayed and enjoyed the show. Your life doesn't suck. You do.
PhillyFox 0
At what point would you have stopped your idiot friends? When they lit the guy on fire? You're just as guilty as they are for standing around and not doing anything while you watch someone get picked on. I suggest you get new friends.
fuckyou6969 0
ydi for having dick friends