Today, my friends thought it would be a good idea to make fun of a homeless man. I didn't fancy making fun of the less fortunate, so I stayed a bit back. Still, the homeless man didn't think it would matter to throw a rock at me after my buddies ran away. FML
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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML
Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML
Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML
Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML
Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML
Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
Today, a guy made fun of sexual assault victims, and laughed when he heard they’re getting money and support. He also said I look like his next victim. I hit him, unapologetically. My friends told me to apologise, and that he’s really a great guy. No longer my friends. Talk shit, get hit. FML
Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
He thought you guys rocked.
starxshine 0
ydi for having bad friends
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Comments (79)
sweetdreams20 0
should have defended him bystander
Jimboom 12
You can feel better for the fact you gave him an outlet to release his anger and frustration upon. Good on you. Now, I'm very angry and I got a rock. Can you come over and hold reeel still for a minute please. ;-)
rottentomatoes 7
yer frends r dicks.
epicsauceee 0
people are so mean these days
FYLyo 0
"GATOR DONT PLAY NO GAMES"
shootinguard23NH 0
Gators bitches better be wearin' Jimmys!
Leon91 0
lol your friends are hilarious.
the101dan 0
This FML was posted 9008 times already. I don't think it's real...
margie4peace 11
if you didn't defend him, YDI. PS. Get new friends.
storytime_fml 0
Op, your friends are not who they say they are or even who you think they are. They could be government agents, foreign spies, aliens. Who knows, I've seen it all. But I'll tell you this, it is most likely one of the governments ploys to control population. Your "friends" are most likely working for the government. By provoking the homeless man and running away they left you in almost immediate peril. But! You escaped alive OP, narrowly dodging the deadly rock. Run while you can my friend. They're out to get you.
dessaye 19
By not stopping your friends, you're indirectly supporting their actions. YDI.