By Jaymail - 11/10/2020 10:01 - United States - Chicago Tourism Today, I was stuck in backed up traffic because of construction for so long that my phone actually listed where I was stuck in traffic as a place I visited. FML I agree, your life sucks 987 You deserved it 56 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Username - 4/8/2011 18:47 - United States Today, I came to terms with the fact that my boss owns my soul for the bare minimum wage, and has me so whipped that he probably will for the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies. FML I agree, your life sucks 13926 You deserved it 25240 197 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NairyAGoodIdea - 15/1/2015 21:05 - United States Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML I agree, your life sucks 25614 You deserved it 10139 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kubbyp - 3/4/2014 21:22 - Canada - Ottawa Today, while reading the paper I saw a picture of a guy I really like that I met online. The picture is in the obituaries. No wonder he hasn't called. FML I agree, your life sucks 50953 You deserved it 4045 67 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 18/2/2017 06:00 - Australia - Frankston Today, after a recent move into my new apartment, I woke up early to study for an upcoming exam. I hadn't left my bed yet or made a sound, when my neighbor texted me and asked why I was awake. No one in the building has my phone number. FML I agree, your life sucks 7245 You deserved it 486 27 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 8/6/2014 18:01 - Canada - North Bay Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML I agree, your life sucks 54862 You deserved it 4532 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Unhappymothersday - 17/5/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML I agree, your life sucks 28407 You deserved it 2149 151 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 11:15 - Australia Today, I had a look through my dad's girlfriend's phone she left on the table. Best part: I now know what I'm getting for christmas. Worst part: I now know my dad's favourite position. FML I agree, your life sucks 16546 You deserved it 76531 111 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 13/1/2010 21:41 - United States Today, I did a 'dine and dash' and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML I agree, your life sucks 6094 You deserved it 82295 284 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 16:34 - United States - Brooklyn Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML I agree, your life sucks 27902 You deserved it 2821 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ywouldudomelikethat - 3/1/2016 20:02 - United States - Renton Today, I found out my ex started a Tumblr where she posts one photo a day. Each photo being a pic I texted her over the course of our relationship. My office, the bars I like to go to, favorite restaurants, my mom's place, my place, my penis, etc. FML I agree, your life sucks 25456 You deserved it 4541 93 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 23/1/2017 20:00 Today, I met my boyfriend's entire extended family at a party. All of them, including his dad, said I looked exactly like his mum. FML I agree, your life sucks 4838 You deserved it 456 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/4/2012 22:44 - United States Today, the imperial fist of spring allergies knocked me flat on my ass. The time I was going to spend at the outdoor concert I paid $80 for was instead spent in my car, driving back home. FML I agree, your life sucks 21696 You deserved it 2885 98 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thanks guys - 7/4/2019 00:00 Today, I’ve been suffering with a fever of 104° as well as an ear and sinus infection. I asked my mom and sister if they could get me meds and fluids from the store. I sent them money through my bank app for the supplies. They took my money and went to lunch instead. I’m still sick as a dog. FML I agree, your life sucks 2636 You deserved it 154 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cjkelly1 - 23/6/2010 23:27 - United States Today, my parents made me a steak dinner to celebrate me visiting home from college. I've been a vegetarian for eleven years. This is the third time they've done this. FML I agree, your life sucks 38934 You deserved it 12385 266 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Powerless - 30/8/2012 06:05 - Australia Today, I had a planned 12-hour power cut for maintenance work, which I'd forgot all about. In need of a shower before work, I spent 45 minutes boiling pots of water on the stove to take a lukewarm, 6-inch deep bath, before realizing my water heater runs on natural gas and was working fine. FML I agree, your life sucks 9008 You deserved it 29593 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jamienicole1993 - 5/2/2015 01:21 - United States - Savannah Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML I agree, your life sucks 34310 You deserved it 3240 79 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lunarboy - 17/2/2009 00:24 - United States Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML I agree, your life sucks 11673 You deserved it 68630 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By DepressedKid - 1/10/2010 11:31 - Canada Today, I found out that no one actually likes me as a friend. They only like me to get answers for school work. How did I find out? They were talking about it in front of me. Apparently I'm also invisible to them. FML I agree, your life sucks 37133 You deserved it 3722 102 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 12/6/2017 20:00 Today, my mom told me I couldn't be best man at my best friend's wedding. I'm 25. FML I agree, your life sucks 4096 You deserved it 499 26 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By BikerGuy - 24/2/2016 06:31 - Canada - Alhambra Today, the girl who likes me incredibly much asked me if she could come for a ride with me on my motorcycle. Normally this isn't a problem as I take lots of people out for rides for fun, but this time I had no choice but to tell her she couldn't because she's just too heavy for it. FML I agree, your life sucks 21726 You deserved it 2168 110 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By gnofin - 22/3/2016 21:23 - United States Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, and the trunk lid hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML I agree, your life sucks 20422 You deserved it 2987 65 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Fire sucks. - 17/1/2014 03:42 - United States Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML I agree, your life sucks 74391 You deserved it 4630 196 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML I agree, your life sucks 27077 You deserved it 22028 110 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By presente13 - 17/5/2013 04:35 - United States Today, my family and friends decided to throw a surprise party for my 16th birthday. I was so surprised that the shortness of breath triggered a serious asthma attack. FML I agree, your life sucks 45761 You deserved it 3821 45 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By broke bitch - 23/6/2015 04:15 - United States - Hampton Today, I got a call from my cable company in regards to a bill I didn't pay. I paid the bill two weeks ago in full, but they never told me the account changed when my name was put on the account. So now I owe $170 more, and my ex-roommate is getting a $140 refund in the mail. FML I agree, your life sucks 26383 You deserved it 2309 50 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By concusion - 23/8/2010 09:03 - United States Today, I found out the "small termite problem" the inspector told me about wasn't so small when a box from the attic fell through the floor and hit me in the head. FML I agree, your life sucks 31350 You deserved it 3253 73 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By vixenscars - 19/1/2009 16:49 - United States Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML I agree, your life sucks 27516 You deserved it 2452 56 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 19/9/2020 17:02 - Germany - Aachen This woman's work Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML I agree, your life sucks 1084 You deserved it 75 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By xolaurennnn - 22/5/2015 15:55 - United States Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML I agree, your life sucks 26162 You deserved it 3277 72 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By meganisabella - 11/3/2012 09:15 - United States Today, I went driving for the first time. I made it twenty miles to my step mom's house, and didn't stop until I was inside the garage. Too bad the garage door was closed when I got there. FML I agree, your life sucks 18473 You deserved it 17516 129 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By makiju - 13/11/2012 21:23 - France - M?zi?res-sur-seine Today, I was severely chewed out by my boss because, according to him, I look down on him too often. I'm 6ft5. FML I agree, your life sucks 28409 You deserved it 1954 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 16/5/2015 01:17 - United States - San Francisco Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML I agree, your life sucks 30904 You deserved it 2721 83 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sadcartoons - 12/2/2011 18:57 - Canada Today, my son and I attended my mother's funeral. It was the first time he'd been to such an event, so to ease his grief and distract him, I turned on Max and Ruby when we got home. He quickly broke into tears; apparently, it was the episode where Max and Ruby prepare their grandma a special birthday gift. FML I agree, your life sucks 37009 You deserved it 5007 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nonymous human subject - 14/11/2015 20:02 - United States - Palo Alto Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML I agree, your life sucks 23460 You deserved it 7801 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By uncomfortable - 12/3/2009 00:20 - Canada Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML I agree, your life sucks 87114 You deserved it 5573 86 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 16/3/2014 14:00 - United States - Dearborn Today, I walked into my elderly client's home for my first day of work. I was immediately hit in the eye with something small, and had to get medical attention for a scratched cornea. It turns out my client likes to clip his toenails right by his front door. FML I agree, your life sucks 43166 You deserved it 3547 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By modprobs - 3/8/2018 01:30 Perfect timing... Today, my boyfriend, who I haven't seen in months because we live in different countries, is coming to stay with me. I've been the picture of health for months, but today I woke up with my period, a terrible cold, and tooth pain from that root canal my dentist told me I didn't need a few years ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 3585 You deserved it 255 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By GettingACat - 20/11/2018 03:00 Today, I found a mouse nest. In my glovebox. Made out of the $450 in rent money I was going to give my roommate that I had stored in there earlier for safe keeping. FML I agree, your life sucks 2513 You deserved it 676 25 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 5/8/2013 21:36 - Sweden - Falun Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML I agree, your life sucks 49601 You deserved it 7298 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 17/11/2012 00:30 - Croatia - Rijeka Today, I have a tooth infection that's spread to my jaw and ear. It hurts so badly that I'm practically in tears. Today's also the day I found out I'm allergic to the medication I was prescribed. Everything hurts, I'm covered in hives, and I can't stop throwing up. FML I agree, your life sucks 37065 You deserved it 2148 110 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
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Today, I was rushed to the emergency room for severe facial rashes. My boyfriend and I then found out I'm allergic to seminal fluid. FML I agree, your life sucks 489 You deserved it 70 1 Comments
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