You don't have to lie, OP. Just claim it proudly, leave your best SBD (Silent But Deadly) and haul ass. That'll teach the snitch.

"Fancied" is such a British thing to say, I'm glad that you are keeping it British and didn't say you had a crush on her.

"He who smelt it dealt it"

WTF? Reported and kicked out for farting? Is it some nazi gym?

this reminds me of pineapple express... was that a fart.. I can taste it lol

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Why would you bend down to pick up weights near an old man's ass? Couldn't you have chosen some other weights? Sounds like you chose the weights you did so that when you farted you thought you could blame it on the old guy.

kicked out for farting. that sucks. "When you pick up weights,you fart" that happens. At least it means you have perfect body. lol

While amusing, this is not a believable story in many respects. Nice try, though.

Sherlock Holmes on the case! Have the instructor make the girl smell your ass and the old man's ass. She might have to wedge her nose into your cracks to positively ID the fart. The guilty party must leave. Elementary, my dear Watson.