By Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for 'anti-social behavior'. FML
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  blastvortex  |  3

Agreed. Of course, since the old duffer will probably (eventually) do it again, those three will also likely get their just desserts from their own stupidity as well.

By  AdviceDog  |  0

▒▒▒▒▒EAT FARTS░░░░░

By  FerrariCake  |  2

Why would you bend down to pick up weights near an old man's ass? Couldn't you have chosen some other weights?

Sounds like you chose the weights you did so that when you farted you thought you could blame it on the old guy.

By  perdix  |  29

Sherlock Holmes on the case! Have the instructor make the girl smell your ass and the old man's ass. She might have to wedge her nose into your cracks to positively ID the fart. The guilty party must leave.

Elementary, my dear Watson.