FML : Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've...

Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for 'anti-social behavior'. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 27 October 2009 10:28 / United Kingdom

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By 2step | 1

#641455 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 16:04

WTF? Reported and kicked out for farting? Is it some nazi gym?

By FreddyLunch | 0

#641446 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 15:58

"Fancied" is such a British thing to say, I'm glad that you are keeping it British and didn't say you had a crush on her.

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By Brave_Sir_Robin | 4

#641443 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 15:58

You don't have to lie, OP. Just claim it proudly, leave your best SBD (Silent But Deadly) and haul ass.

That'll teach the snitch.

blastvortex | 3

#641462 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 16:10

Agreed. Of course, since the old duffer will probably (eventually) do it again, those three will also likely get their just desserts from their own stupidity as well.

pingpongpickle | 8

#977413 - Saturday 10 April 2010 20:14

they kick people out for farting?

By FreddyLunch | 0

#641446 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 15:58

"Fancied" is such a British thing to say, I'm glad that you are keeping it British and didn't say you had a crush on her.

violentturtle | 0

#641900 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 22:26

LOL! YDI for being British.

By duckorange | 0

#641451 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 16:01

"He who smelt it dealt it"

wtfismyfml | 0

#641601 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 18:35

said the rhyme committed the crime!

mcgugs | 0

#962217 - Thursday 18 March 2010 17:08

irony...

By 2step | 1

#641455 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 16:04

WTF? Reported and kicked out for farting? Is it some nazi gym?

violentturtle | 0

#641902 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 22:28

LMAO @ #12. They are British...

Darrus | 0

#642936 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:21

In Austria, some guy got fined for farting next to a police officer^^.
I'm not sure if he really had to pay in the end though...

By 956TXking | 0

#641456 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 16:04

this reminds me of pineapple express... was that a fart.. I can taste it lol

By AdviceDog | 0

#641469 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 16:13

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toink | 0

#641499 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 16:40

Aww! Cute dog! Here, have a cookie!

By FerrariCake | 2

#641472 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 16:17

Why would you bend down to pick up weights near an old man's ass? Couldn't you have chosen some other weights?

Sounds like you chose the weights you did so that when you farted you thought you could blame it on the old guy.

By theshow8812 | 0

#641480 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 16:21

kicked out for farting. that sucks. "When you pick up weights,you fart" that happens. At least it means you have perfect body. lol

By Jewelofagal | 2

#641487 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 16:25

While amusing, this is not a believable story in many respects. Nice try, though.

By perdix | 29

#641497 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 16:37

Sherlock Holmes on the case! Have the instructor make the girl smell your ass and the old man's ass. She might have to wedge her nose into your cracks to positively ID the fart. The guilty party must leave.

Elementary, my dear Watson.