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WTF? Reported and kicked out for farting? Is it some nazi gym?

"Fancied" is such a British thing to say, I'm glad that you are keeping it British and didn't say you had a crush on her.

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You don't have to lie, OP. Just claim it proudly, leave your best SBD (Silent But Deadly) and haul ass. That'll teach the snitch.

Agreed. Of course, since the old duffer will probably (eventually) do it again, those three will also likely get their just desserts from their own stupidity as well.

they kick people out for farting?

"Fancied" is such a British thing to say, I'm glad that you are keeping it British and didn't say you had a crush on her.

LOL! YDI for being British.

"He who smelt it dealt it"

said the rhyme committed the crime!

WTF? Reported and kicked out for farting? Is it some nazi gym?

LMAO @ #12. They are British...

In Austria, some guy got fined for farting next to a police officer^^. I'm not sure if he really had to pay in the end though...

this reminds me of pineapple express... was that a fart.. I can taste it lol

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Aww! Cute dog! Here, have a cookie!

Why would you bend down to pick up weights near an old man's ass? Couldn't you have chosen some other weights? Sounds like you chose the weights you did so that when you farted you thought you could blame it on the old guy.

kicked out for farting. that sucks. "When you pick up weights,you fart" that happens. At least it means you have perfect body. lol

While amusing, this is not a believable story in many respects. Nice try, though.

Sherlock Holmes on the case! Have the instructor make the girl smell your ass and the old man's ass. She might have to wedge her nose into your cracks to positively ID the fart. The guilty party must leave. Elementary, my dear Watson.

I am intrigued by your ingenuity, perdix, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

ahahahahahahahah...good one!!! lmfao. xD

Made my day. Easily :)