As someone who has tried to hold in a fart, the only thing I can think to say is that I completely understand. But in all seriousness I'm sorry that had to happen to you OP. I doubt you'd regret trying it again with a different stripper to make up for this unfortunate experience.

Barf

Today, I begun my first job as a male stripper. It all seemed to be going well. Until I let loose a horrid fart right in her face. FML.

Male stripping 101: you've been given a great power, use it to your better judgement. But never.. Ever.. Fart, on a ladies face..

Did you get a discount?

Is that what male strippers do??

That's how you get pink eye!

Wow...you're lame.

next time wear a gas mask.. problem solved...

Good thing he didn't shart.