Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML
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Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I was at assembly in school. My friend had a water bottle. It was a squirt bottle, and he squirted me, over and over. I got ticked off, so I took it away from him, but when I took the bottle I squeezed it and it squirted all over the people in front of me. The principal saw, and I got in trouble. FML
Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML
Today, me and my friend were walking down our school hallway, only to be pushed down by the bully group. I got up and smacked them in the face with my lunchbox. I then got ISS. Middle school sucks. FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
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arms_akimbo 0
Recess?? Man, if you think this is a good FML story, you're going to have a long life of self-inflicted hardship.
nickdaniels 0
And that explains why ur name is girlssuck...
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Comments (77)
sstone 2
Seems to be nice writing and grammar used for a child who goes to recess.
AaliyahMorgan143 5
Recess?? What are you? 12?
cherro 5
Recess. Really?!? How old are you?
jazzmin1997 16
How could you possibly have known that. Your friend was just really irritating, so this is a FYL definitely.
WintersChild 12
You can say you thought you were being attacked and it was self defence
Svxnt 13
There is so many things wrong with this, why was your "friend" picking on you, why do you have recess? Why did your principle tap your shoulders? Why are you in FML? I mean my questions go on ?
Iris_River 15
*sigh* people don't realize that every school is DIFFERENT! Some have a recess and lunch, some have lunch, some have recess so what?! At some schools they have "recess" in the high school! Having recess doesn't mean he/she is still in elementary, or middle school.
Critical9496 10
Recess? Shouldn't your parents be monitoring your internet usage?
applecrusher 18
Geez I haven't had recess since I was 10
walker9879 25
Actually I go to a pretty rich and smart (kinda private) school and we have like a 30 minute "recess" (in the gym) after lunch even throughout high school