Miscellaneous: Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping...

By da man - 11/02/2009 11:38 - Canada

Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML

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By gettinganF - 23/05/2016 11:57 - United States - Severn

Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2022 02:01 - United States - West Sacramento

Today, I was at assembly in school. My friend had a water bottle. It was a squirt bottle, and he squirted me, over and over. I got ticked off, so I took it away from him, but when I took the bottle I squeezed it and it squirted all over the people in front of me. The principal saw, and I got in trouble. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 14:01

Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML

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By ohmygod582 - 14/04/2014 01:32 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 22:29 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

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Wednesday 11 February 2009 21:38

Recess?? Man, if you think this is a good FML story, you're going to have a long life of self-inflicted hardship.

nickdaniels 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 7:37

And that explains why ur name is girlssuck...

Comments

sstone 2

Tuesday 4 September 2012 21:55

Seems to be nice writing and grammar used for a child who goes to recess.

AaliyahMorgan143 5

Friday 30 November 2012 3:41

Recess?? What are you? 12?

cherro 5

Tuesday 22 April 2014 0:28

Recess. Really?!? How old are you?

jazzmin1997 16

Wednesday 7 May 2014 20:16

How could you possibly have known that. Your friend was just really irritating, so this is a FYL definitely.

WintersChild 12

Thursday 9 April 2015 7:53

You can say you thought you were being attacked and it was self defence

Svxnt 13

Monday 13 April 2015 10:21

There is so many things wrong with this, why was your "friend" picking on you, why do you have recess? Why did your principle tap your shoulders? Why are you in FML? I mean my questions go on ?

Iris_River 15

Monday 24 August 2015 18:41

*sigh* people don't realize that every school is DIFFERENT! Some have a recess and lunch, some have lunch, some have recess so what?! At some schools they have "recess" in the high school! Having recess doesn't mean he/she is still in elementary, or middle school.

Critical9496 10

Friday 25 September 2015 5:29

Recess? Shouldn't your parents be monitoring your internet usage?

applecrusher 18

Tuesday 13 October 2015 14:25

Geez I haven't had recess since I was 10

walker9879 25

Friday 4 December 2015 16:06

Actually I go to a pretty rich and smart (kinda private) school and we have like a 30 minute "recess" (in the gym) after lunch even throughout high school