Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML
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Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML
Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML
Today, I was trying to be environmentally friendly by using a reusable water bottle, but didn't screw the top on properly, so while I was chatting to someone it splashed it all over my computer and bricked it. FML
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled a big glass of water on the table, where I had some papers, my cellphone, and a box of donuts. With lightning reflexes, my sister heroically jumped forward and saved the donuts. FML
Today, while mopping the kitchen, I ended up slipping and and knocked over the table that had my mom’s iPad on it. The screen shattered; I sprained my wrist. I asked my mom to take me to the ER. She called me "selfish" because her iPad screen repair would "cost more." FML
Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML
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christa953 12
why wouldn't you stop your friend?
Doribella98 14
Does your friend know what electronics are? Cause that's a very stupid thing to do. Surround it in rice I heard to do that with phones when they get wet. Otherwise, make her pay for a new one.
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Comments (197)
MindFreakazoid 10
What a genius.
bettykooler 7
You don't say?
MorganBrown 8
Dude, not to sound like a total nerd, but bro fist for being a bro from PewDiePie and being a cry fan (:
xXxSCREAMxXx 3
can you send this bro some love too?
DontSaveMe 16
*brofist* MEEEW
pradip 26
Rinsing it with water doesn't take away that sticky orange juice, put it in washing machine and set it for medium stain, low spin and half a cup of detergent.
lonerlarry123 12
hahaha
YouSoClear 6
Almost better than what an apple "genius" would recommend...
Awsumuzzie 12
True, every time I have an issue, they want me to send it in and pay almost full price of a new device to get it fixed. I end up fixing it myself.
lilhellian 27
They could have told y'all just to Google it. :)
YouSoClear 6
56 , like that would help ! ;)
lrv96 6
Either your friend was very mad at you about something with out telling you, or they are just an idiot.
Isoldael 27
Actually, rinsing with water is the smart thing to do - while a device may survive a water spill, the sugar and acids in orange juice will ruin the insides of your ipad. Rinse with water, then do the rice trick.
doodlecloud 27
Exactly. If you just wipe it or something it'll get sticky and gross. So by all means, wipe with water first, just make sure you don't use enough to damage it.
heyheywaddup 7
Make her pay for that shit
lilhellian 27
There's an app for that.
greenie213 23
Ha! I want to create a waterproofing app so idiots will take their idevices into the shower.
lilhellian 27
I'm considering making one for droids lol.
cbrods_94 2
Ur not funny...
wanna_bee 8
Spilled
acidkitten 14
*sigh* spilt and spilled are both correct.
eleenoch 3
Spilled* You sound as dumb as your friend.
lilhellian 27
Spilt is one of the pass tense of spill.
troubledkitty 3
I hate you rude crammed people
FlyingPie 17
But who actually uses "spilt"? It just sounds odd.
evilplatypus 39
58 - Lots of people use it. Just because it "sounds odd" doesn't mean it isn't correct. In fact, I believe "spilled" was actually the "informal" past tense until relatively recently, with "spilt" being the preferred term.
DocBastard 40
FlyingPie - To answer your question, pretty much all English speakers outside the US use "spilt".
FlyingPie 17
DocBastard: But the FML says the OP is in the US.
shadowrider66 6
102 Perhaps they just have a formal way of speaking/writing.
FlyingPie 17
Orange you glad you bought an iPad? Water you going to do?
Link7130 4
Nice word play
xXxSCREAMxXx 3
They have a button for that...