By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 04:18 - United States

Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML
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gusgus36 5

they know you mean well.. they might not have even noticed that you said heartbeat. don't beat yourself up over it

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perdix 29

Well, if her dad is the official timekeeper, you might never show up.

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nicole_1_2_3 0
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first one!!! and wow that's heartless!;)

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gusgus36 5

they know you mean well.. they might not have even noticed that you said heartbeat. don't beat yourself up over it

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xlord 27
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I hope you poured your heart out OP.

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xlord 27
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Or......as long as your heart was in the right place :D

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AaronTkr 0

lol heart puns.

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ShyAnn29 14
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My heart goes out to you

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jren207 24
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I can wholeheartedly understand how this might happen.

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missy_lynn012 0

you guys need to take this stuff grimly...it's as serious as a... **puts glasses on. heart attack.

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laxgirl17 5

aw fuck it 36. there goes my witty comment.

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SirObvious 1

Yea jeez don't have a heart attack over it.

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rallets 22

just follow your heart

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AaronTkr 0

lol 73 worst heart pun yet.

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rallets 22

lolnah

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Aim4thebullseye 4
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Dont get so pumped up it's you said it from your heart

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sandungyyy 4

This has nothing to do with OP but Gusgus I seriously thought your dog had his/her tongue out and had a piercing! Felt totally stupid to see your ring -_-

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hopelessxdesign 5

LOL am I the only one that liked the Horatio impersonation?

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hopelessxdesign 5

btw, I'm talking about 36's comment

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Mysanitywins 10
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I'll be there for you until my Heart turns Black and Bl- Opps...

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Bowser6622 5
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Even the funniest of people goof on comments.

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itsalanis 24
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just clarify what you said. they should understand what you were trying to say.

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seeunexttuesdays 6
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Lol I just realized what the "ba dum tss" actually is hahaha

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snippyxD 7
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Rofl just my thought

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kingofchips 0
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They should know what you ment by that. If not than that sucks

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Mr_Chow 5
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Ouch... Bad choice of words

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epicepidural 2

how ironic

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Youdrongo 0
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That's not irony.

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Leebra 6
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I'm sure she knows you mean well and appreciates it.

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Zomg_Okay 26
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You meant well. That'll count for something, right?

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