By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 04:18 - United States

Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 196
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they know you mean well.. they might not have even noticed that you said heartbeat. don't beat yourself up over it

Well, if her dad is the official timekeeper, you might never show up.

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first one!!! and wow that's heartless!;)

they know you mean well.. they might not have even noticed that you said heartbeat. don't beat yourself up over it

I hope you poured your heart out OP.

Or......as long as your heart was in the right place :D

lol heart puns.

My heart goes out to you

I can wholeheartedly understand how this might happen.

you guys need to take this stuff grimly...it's as serious as a... **puts glasses on. heart attack.

aw fuck it 36. there goes my witty comment.

Yea jeez don't have a heart attack over it.

just follow your heart

lol 73 worst heart pun yet.

Dont get so pumped up it's you said it from your heart

This has nothing to do with OP but Gusgus I seriously thought your dog had his/her tongue out and had a piercing! Felt totally stupid to see your ring -_-

LOL am I the only one that liked the Horatio impersonation?

btw, I'm talking about 36's comment

I'll be there for you until my Heart turns Black and Bl- Opps...

Even the funniest of people goof on comments.

just clarify what you said. they should understand what you were trying to say.

Lol I just realized what the "ba dum tss" actually is hahaha

Rofl just my thought

They should know what you ment by that. If not than that sucks

Ouch... Bad choice of words

I'm sure she knows you mean well and appreciates it.

You meant well. That'll count for something, right?