FML : Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat."...

Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 5 August 2011 04:18 / United States

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By gusgus36 | 5

#3043932 - Friday 5 August 2011 11:57

they know you mean well.. they might not have even noticed that you said heartbeat. don't beat yourself up over it

By perdix | 29

#3044096 - Friday 5 August 2011 12:39

Well, if her dad is the official timekeeper, you might never show up.

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By nicole_1_2_3 | 0

#3043916 - Friday 5 August 2011 11:55

first one!!! and wow that's heartless!;)

By gusgus36 | 5

#3043932 - Friday 5 August 2011 11:57

they know you mean well.. they might not have even noticed that you said heartbeat. don't beat yourself up over it

xlord | 27

#3043995 - Friday 5 August 2011 12:07

I hope you poured your heart out OP.

xlord | 27

#3044019 - Friday 5 August 2011 12:12

Or......as long as your heart was in the right place :D

AaronTkr | 0

#3044170 - Friday 5 August 2011 13:16

lol heart puns.

ShyAnn29 | 14

#3044886 - Friday 5 August 2011 13:35

My heart goes out to you

jren207 | 24

#3045028 - Friday 5 August 2011 14:34

I can wholeheartedly understand how this might happen.

missy_lynn012 | 0

#3045576 - Friday 5 August 2011 16:38

you guys need to take this stuff grimly...it's as serious as a...

**puts glasses on.

heart attack.

laxgirl17 | 5

#3046116 - Friday 5 August 2011 18:51

aw fuck it 36. there goes my witty comment.

SirObvious | 1

#3046350 - Friday 5 August 2011 19:16

Yea jeez don't have a heart attack over it.

rallets | 22

#3048547 - Saturday 6 August 2011 3:22

just follow your heart

AaronTkr | 0

#3048721 - Saturday 6 August 2011 4:06

lol 73 worst heart pun yet.

rallets | 22

#3049253 - Saturday 6 August 2011 5:19

lolnah

Aim4thebullseye | 4

#3049918 - Saturday 6 August 2011 7:05

Dont get so pumped up it's you said it from your heart

sandungyyy | 4

#3050436 - Saturday 6 August 2011 8:59

This has nothing to do with OP but Gusgus I seriously thought your dog had his/her tongue out and had a piercing! Felt totally stupid to see your ring -_-