Miscellaneous: Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing...

By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 04:18 - United States

Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML

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By blind - 24/06/2009 12:11 - South Africa

Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML

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By cmolloy - 21/12/2011 14:40 - Ireland

Today, I texted a friend offering my condolences over the death of his grandfather. He hadn't been told his grandfather had died yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML

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By hellbound - 12/07/2013 16:35 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I received a text from my dad, which was borderline-incomprehensible due to an insane amount of text language. I replied, jokingly asked if he had a stroke while writing it. A few seconds after hitting send, I remembered the stroke he suffered last month. FML

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By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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You deserved it 4 328

I hate the be the bearer of bad news…

By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 23:01

Today, I texted my sister to ask her if she was OK after finding out that one of her oldest friends had died. She didn’t know. FML

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Worried

By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 08:00

Today, I texted a friend saying I urgently needed his help. He gushed back along the lines of, "Glad you reached out, everyone has noticed your terrible frame of mind, you’re a suicide risk." I meant help with a tricky Excel spreadsheet, but thanks for the support I guess. FML

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Nice view

By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

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Brain freeze

By Anonymous - 13/06/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I work at a hospice center. At 3AM, a call just went out to a man's family to come because he was dying. I didn't realize that this man was my old friend's grandpa. When I saw her, I smiled really big and said, "Hey! Great to see you!" Her grandpa was ACTIVELY DYING. Stupid stupid stupid. FML

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Don't know, don't care

By Anonymous - 30/06/2022 00:00

Today, I called my mom to let her know that my father, her ex-husband, suffered a series of mini strokes. Her reply was essentially, "Oh that sucks. Are you still taking your grandmother to lunch sometime this week?" Dad lives halfway across the country. FML

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gusgus36 5

Friday 5 August 2011 11:57

they know you mean well.. they might not have even noticed that you said heartbeat. don't beat yourself up over it

perdix 29

Friday 5 August 2011 12:39

Well, if her dad is the official timekeeper, you might never show up.

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nicole_1_2_3 0

Friday 5 August 2011 11:55

first one!!! and wow that's heartless!;)

gusgus36 5

Friday 5 August 2011 11:57

they know you mean well.. they might not have even noticed that you said heartbeat. don't beat yourself up over it

xlord 27

Friday 5 August 2011 12:07

I hope you poured your heart out OP.

xlord 27

Friday 5 August 2011 12:12

Or......as long as your heart was in the right place :D

AaronTkr 0

Friday 5 August 2011 13:16

lol heart puns.

ShyAnn29 14

Friday 5 August 2011 13:35

My heart goes out to you

jren207 24

Friday 5 August 2011 14:34

I can wholeheartedly understand how this might happen.

missy_lynn012 0

Friday 5 August 2011 16:38

you guys need to take this stuff grimly...it's as serious as a... **puts glasses on. heart attack.

laxgirl17 5

Friday 5 August 2011 18:51

aw **** it 36. there goes my witty comment.

SirObvious 1

Friday 5 August 2011 19:16

Yea jeez don't have a heart attack over it.

rallets 22

Saturday 6 August 2011 3:22

just follow your heart

AaronTkr 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:06

lol 73 worst heart pun yet.

rallets 22

Saturday 6 August 2011 5:19

lolnah

Aim4thebullseye 4

Saturday 6 August 2011 7:05

Dont get so pumped up it's you said it from your heart

sandungyyy 4

Saturday 6 August 2011 8:59

This has nothing to do with OP but Gusgus I seriously thought your dog had his/her tongue out and had a piercing! Felt totally stupid to see your ring -_-