Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML
Today, I heard a girl telling her friend all about her boyfriend, John. They talked about the grocery store that he works at, and that he drives a nice yellow mustang. My boyfriend's name is John, works at that same grocery store, and drives a nice yellow mustang. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML
Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says, "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, it was only as my boyfriend met my dad for the first time that I realised how alike they are. Same opinions, same dress sense, same moustache and beard, same height and body shape, similar jobs and cars, and they support the same rugby team. They got on like a house on fire as soon as they met. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, after a few weeks of my friends pestering me to spend time with a mutual friend, I realized we had a lot in common. We both love shoes, peanut butter, and it appears that my boyfriend of three years is her boyfriend of four years. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
And now they're both single! Right?
smallshaft 10
Are they twins?
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snufflelump 12
John tucker must die
perdix 31
You ought to introduce the two of them to each other. That must be one big house that they haven't met each other yet! You all should double-date because I am sure the guys will become best friends, too!
SwaggCapone 11
sounds like some epic break up sex
kirby1964 20
Mmm I guess I'm the only one here who is thinking this guy is dating both because he likes them both. Since this is a new guy for both, just maybe he is dating different women in order to find true love. I hope this sounds normal?
chellyX92 8
This norm you are thinking of is called cheating. Unless culture is different for OP, to be called a boyfriend or girlfriend in the intimacy sense means a commitment in a monogamous relationship.
RedPillSucks 33
It's not cheating if all parties are non exclusive or otherwise ok with it
CrackC 5
You should call him to meet up with you and you both be there!!
sougstad 7
And the same sausage...
Nezuri 5
Reminds me of Brandy & Monica's song, "the boy is mine." So which one of you did he end up with? :P
bhujwala 2
Three sum?
Feverrotes 15
#57 - exactly my point.
stormchaser24 24
Twins?
Peacelove0404 26
He's obviously not as sweet and nice as you both thought he was