Skin care routine

By Ow ow ow - 23/08/2022 02:00

Today, my sister shoved a fire extinguisher up my leg while I was asleep. Guess she was too dumb to realise CO2 extinguishers are minus 60°C, because I now have freezer burn up one thigh into my crotch and yes, even on my balls. The whole area has come up in fluid filled blisters and some of the skin has peeled away. FML
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AzraelAngelus 15

Is she aware that if you press charges that’s 10 years in prison?

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poopface82 19

Not to mention probably a decent sized civil award.

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AzraelAngelus 15

Is she aware that if you press charges that’s 10 years in prison?

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poopface82 19

Not to mention probably a decent sized civil award.

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Chazzster 28

I have to guess this is just the most recent act in a dreary play in which OP and idiot sister have been antagonizing each other and “playing pranks” on each other. Obviously this goes way beyond a “prank” and was dangerous. This is a classic example that it’s really stupid to get into “battles” with your siblings. You know where each other lives and what buttons to push to antagonize each other. There is no winner in a “pissing contest” everyone just gets wet.

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