Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML
Today, I heard a girl telling her friend all about her boyfriend, John. They talked about the grocery store that he works at, and that he drives a nice yellow mustang. My boyfriend's name is John, works at that same grocery store, and drives a nice yellow mustang. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML
Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says, "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, it was only as my boyfriend met my dad for the first time that I realised how alike they are. Same opinions, same dress sense, same moustache and beard, same height and body shape, similar jobs and cars, and they support the same rugby team. They got on like a house on fire as soon as they met. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, after a few weeks of my friends pestering me to spend time with a mutual friend, I realized we had a lot in common. We both love shoes, peanut butter, and it appears that my boyfriend of three years is her boyfriend of four years. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
And now they're both single! Right?
smallshaft 10
Are they twins?
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Comments (160)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
NICE.......
KiddNYC1O 22
Well, if it sounds too good it probably isn't...
Alessia42 3
Did the guy actually agree to exclusive? Because the definition of what boyfriend-girlfriend means is made up spontaneously in the involved parties heads. A 'most people agree' system would have people sent to death row for littering. Also #87 That strongly depends on whether the guy lied to one about being single. If the stupid girl's didn't think to ask then it's their problem.
Kira_Hadfield 8
Ohh he's a womanizer!
kayluhannemarie 9
I've had this happen to me! My ex was dating me and some other girl 15 minutes out of town. The other girl he was dating had mutual friends with me, and one time we were all hanging out and were talking about our boyfriends when she mentioned that her boyfriend Frank was away doing a mechanic apprenticeship course in the same town that my boyfriend Frank was. So I asked his last name, and we both realized we were being two-timed. So we both showed up together at his house to let him know we knew about each other - his face was priceless!! Love when girls team up together and give the real jerk what they deserve rather than hating each other :) Both of you should definitely ditch the d-bag.
vhivfe 3
Is his name John tucker?
DCvRkey2012 7
If it was John Tucker, he would be in serious danger!
Jakespeed207 4
Like others have asked, did one of you make it exclusive? Because otherwise its not really a cheating problem. And one thing I'm wondering is: who started going out with him first? While that may not matter if he was cheating, if it wasn't exclusive for both parties, then it should.
danial1214 21
I smell a threesome in the making
surfergirl72 7
And morals! ;)
BoratSagdiyev 2
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