Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML
Today, I heard a girl telling her friend all about her boyfriend, John. They talked about the grocery store that he works at, and that he drives a nice yellow mustang. My boyfriend's name is John, works at that same grocery store, and drives a nice yellow mustang. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML
Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says, "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, it was only as my boyfriend met my dad for the first time that I realised how alike they are. Same opinions, same dress sense, same moustache and beard, same height and body shape, similar jobs and cars, and they support the same rugby team. They got on like a house on fire as soon as they met. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, after a few weeks of my friends pestering me to spend time with a mutual friend, I realized we had a lot in common. We both love shoes, peanut butter, and it appears that my boyfriend of three years is her boyfriend of four years. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
And now they're both single! Right?
smallshaft 10
Are they twins?
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login530 6
Threesome
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
This is why relationships are a waste of time and honestly, how did you not know this idiot was two-timing you? Most cheaters, cheat badly and you had to have had some inkling that something wasn't right. It sucks to be cheated on but on some level, YDI.
UsagiArwen 23
Excuse me, #105, but there are some men out there quite skilled in the art of cheating. Even you said that most cheaters cheat badly, but that doesn't mean ALL cheaters. Some guys out there are just that slick and charming, and not just in cheating, but other things as well. They can totally worm their way out of suspicion. There are also other factors that come into play here, like how long Op and bf were dating, how long her friend and bf were dating, and if the bf possibly has others on the side too. Yes, after a great while I would think most start figuring out that the bf isn't being honest and faithful, but sometimes that takes a good long while. Either way, your attitude of YDI is unfounded when you know absolutely nothing about Op besides what is typed here on FML.
jenshu 5
Does that mean they're the same person?
DCvRkey2012 7
Well it wouldn't be an FML if there were two different boyfriends..
VioletRaven1 8
well they must be really alike -twins or just coincidence
chasity_27 2
Apparently the same DNA make up also. Sorry OP. You and your friend should confront him together and bust his two timing ass
jamal0000007 4
small world
whyisitincapital 25
Conjoined twins??
rivaraven 35
Double date sounds like fun.
rcloca 10
Merely a coincidence...