Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML
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Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML
Today, I heard a girl telling her friend all about her boyfriend, John. They talked about the grocery store that he works at, and that he drives a nice yellow mustang. My boyfriend's name is John, works at that same grocery store, and drives a nice yellow mustang. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML
Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says, "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, it was only as my boyfriend met my dad for the first time that I realised how alike they are. Same opinions, same dress sense, same moustache and beard, same height and body shape, similar jobs and cars, and they support the same rugby team. They got on like a house on fire as soon as they met. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, after a few weeks of my friends pestering me to spend time with a mutual friend, I realized we had a lot in common. We both love shoes, peanut butter, and it appears that my boyfriend of three years is her boyfriend of four years. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
And now they're both single! Right?
smallshaft 10
Are they twins?
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Comments (160)
Feverrotes 15
What is the likelihood that either OP or her friend thought this guy was their BF when he was only flirting with one, while actually being in an official relationship with the other? I doubt that is the case here, but some women do automatically assume that a guy is her BF when he's not.
superpoptart 24
You mean 12 year olds?
LolFMLnot 10
Even if that was the case, he is technically a jerk for flirting with other girls while being in a relationship. He is a man ***** case closed
panda_lou 11
Not necessarily. Sometimes people confuse someone being nice to them as flirting when that is not the case. He could have simply been nice to one girl and she took it further than it was and started to maybe become friends with this guy while telling people he was her boyfriend. There are crazies that do this. People need to stop trying to control their significant others. Believe it or not they CAN talk to other people of the opposite sex and not actually be cheating.
mea_iloveskiing 26
This means war.
pheebs314 17
...At least you found out about it before too long? That sucks though. What a jerk.
rhysfucker 24
Leave, both of you, before it's too late.
phatdaddy62 23
But it gets all a lot more complicated if you have a kid with him!
pheebs314 17
74- It can be if he gives you something gross... Like hepatitis or herpes.
jimbob_76592 5
Maybe your schizo and your friend lives inside your head? :)
DracoSpirita 21
The hell? What does this have to do with the FML?
CuriousAlien 7
The serious **** are you talking about? Please connect your comment to this FML.
chellyX92 8
20 is implying that OP is mentally ill and has made a persona that had the same boyfriend as her. Does it make sense, to me yes. My older cousin had a girlfriend that did that. Needless to say shes on meds now and goes to a therapist.
HortonThelephant 15
AND are both two timing losers. You both deserve better than anything he could ever be. I am both sorry, and glad you found out..
erinchick1 7
Ouch! You might want to confront the two timing son of a bitch about this
suboy 10
What a small world.
Zebediabolical 45
I see a ton of hate here for the guy, but the real question is: Did you or your friend ever have the talk with him and both state that it was exclusive? Just because you both assume he's your boyfriend doesn't mean he think you're both his girlfriends. I for one have dated more than one girl at one time. But that's all it was, dating. There was no commitment, no strings, and if any of them had called me their boyfriend, they were being delusional. That said, there's a lot of two-timing douchenozzles out there. And if /either/ of you had the talk with him and agreed it's exclusive, then FYL.
Stardew 19
I hate to agree, but I can kind of see your point. If he didn't know that the two girls he's been seeing were friends he probably wouldn't be seeing them both unless he was an idiot. But if he's just casually dating at the moment and it was never decided that he'll only date Lady X, I don't see where he went wrong. That's the down side to FMLs; we only have so much information and no back story so we can't really blame one party or the other.
chellyX92 8
If this scenario is the case, all three deserved it due to a severe lack of communication. Just saying.
tanlewis27 7
Well you also sound like a ****.....
crazytwinsmom 25
Apparently, he's not all that smart if he's dating girls who are friends. That's assuming he knew that.