Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML
Today, I heard a girl telling her friend all about her boyfriend, John. They talked about the grocery store that he works at, and that he drives a nice yellow mustang. My boyfriend's name is John, works at that same grocery store, and drives a nice yellow mustang. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML
Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says, "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, it was only as my boyfriend met my dad for the first time that I realised how alike they are. Same opinions, same dress sense, same moustache and beard, same height and body shape, similar jobs and cars, and they support the same rugby team. They got on like a house on fire as soon as they met. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, after a few weeks of my friends pestering me to spend time with a mutual friend, I realized we had a lot in common. We both love shoes, peanut butter, and it appears that my boyfriend of three years is her boyfriend of four years. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
And now they're both single! Right?
smallshaft 10
Are they twins?
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mercsl65 7
ONow is the time for the most memorable time in both of your lives. Go have some fun girls. Bring a camera because the look on his face will be great. Or one do some kinky stuff and tie him up, then she calls the other to come over, he sees both of you then you both leave him tied up, alone. Haha great story already and it's not even mine!!
skyeyez9 25
While that hurts, you should both think of a great revenge plot against him. Constantly ask for dates at the same time, let him squirm and see his excuses. Agree to go out on a date, let the other show up later. Both of you can confront him, dump food on him and leave. Or prolong it, you could have fun with it.
geagd1993 1
Wow thats weird man what are the odds?
alexstylespayne 6
Roommates ?
sammyjanette 17
You forgot his most important quality being a lying scuzbag douche nozzle. How do some people live with themselves while they do horrible things?
KaskStunter 4
Well, if he is such a perfect boyfriend, I guess some competition is to be expected. You shouldn't keep the good stuff all for yourself. :-P
Perdition25 12
Sounds like this could have played out exactly like "The Boy is Mine" music video by Brandy and Monica
Schiffy 18
And head. And hands. And feet.
Ray_of_midnight 23
There was a flick starring Robert Downey Jr. called Two Girls and a Guy with this exact plot. Two women are standing outside a loft building in NYC waiting for their boyfriend and start talking...then discover they're both dating the same guy. Wacky hijinks ensue. It's one of the few rom-coms I've ever considered funny. If you both love him, maybe consider some sort of open relationship? I mean, you'll have to talk about how hurt and shocked and angry you both are, and how cheating isn't acceptable behavior, and work out some rules, but it might work. If you're not open to that idea, well, DTMFA, both of you.
panda_lou 11
I've seen that movie. But one girl is really all over him in a confident way and the other is shy, kinky, and steps aside to let the other woman have him.
Kog_Hiro 17
What a twist!