Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
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Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML
Hobbitgate
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Hairy situation
Today, I went to get my underarms waxed. I'm usually not self-conscious because I figure they see worse stuff all the time. When I raised my arm for her to wax my armpit she looked at me, laughed and said, "Well I guess that's how I know it's winter in Wisconsin!" FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Assumptions
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML
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riku3220 2
Is it even legal to charge an extra $5? You shouldn't have paid it.
niemann2006 0
option 1. don't pay the extra five dollars option 2. shove the hair in her face
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Comments (258)
iFruit 0
I ******* can't stand ******* racist *******. I hope all you ******* racists are forced to dig your own ******* graves and share it with a ******* Asian. ****!
Basiil 0
i bet her is hairier.
jazzmancarron 11
thats messed up, i woulda just walked out. she had no right to humiliate you in front of an entire salon. then throw a brick through her window just to make a point.
grog_fml 3
fake! from a movie . . .
buttonface 0
Fact: All frammar nazis are faggots. @Fags: fyl
Mariebaby 0
thts soo sad bt she shouldn't say tht in from of everyone
DaveTheBrave20 0
THAT LADY WAS AN ASIAN I JUST KNW IT
SavySituation 0
Wow How Can People Be So IGNORANT (Dumb Bitch) Oops EXCUSE My French :)
just_sayin_81 4
I wouldn't go back just because that is very unprofessional - even if it is the truth!! lol
dynklemyer_fml 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love reading good FMLs... like this one