Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
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Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, I went to get my underarms waxed. I'm usually not self-conscious because I figure they see worse stuff all the time. When I raised my arm for her to wax my armpit she looked at me, laughed and said, "Well I guess that's how I know it's winter in Wisconsin!" FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML
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riku3220 2
Is it even legal to charge an extra $5? You shouldn't have paid it.
niemann2006 0
option 1. don't pay the extra five dollars option 2. shove the hair in her face
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nightDREAMERms 6
I hear lots of ppl talking about sueing.. and honestly, i wanna know, what kinda salons do you go to??? People can charge whatever they want as long as the price isn't agreed to beforehand (which it most likely wasn't, since the lady was telling them what they owed her) and generally they charge individually for every customer due to differences in procedure. Hence, a child getting, say, a hair cut would cost less than a father getting the same hair cut.
Omglikewow 0
LOL that was rude.. But I'd be hell embarrassed to let anybody see I was that hairy LOL Oh and to Bruno' .. YO MAN AM BRITNEY! :D
Maria_716 0
Thats HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
youarekinetic_ 0
this is definitely not real. when was the last time you heard a grocer charge an obese person extra five dollars for a turkey or some shit? they can't change the rates
Sleyah 3
Why is it that people comment on this site JUST to riducule other people? And half the time, it's not even the OP. I can gurantee 9 out of 10 people who have something nasty to say on this site wouldn't say it to a person's face. Why is it okay when you have your computer to hide behind? The comments are for people to share their opinions (respectfully) about the FML story, not to argue if larger sized shirts cost more or correct eath other's grammar. It's silly. Now, whenever I want to say something honest about a FML, I have to wonder if someone's going to reply to it with some vicious comment to make themselves feel better, as if they think I care about what they have to say about my opinion. This FML reallly made me laugh, and I need that. OP, I hope you can look back and laugh at it yourself, you know, once the sting has gone. No pun intended.
MsTs1 0
#208 stfu you liberal comformist democrat piece of **** shit, go hang urself on a tree u hipie shit
Sleyah 3
I present Example Number One. :/
christopherlove 0
I like the part where the woman calls her hairy in front of the whole store.
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
oh well guess what that wasnt a part that was the whole thing dumbass
cherrycream 0
HAHAHAH YOU-SO-HAIRY HAAHAHAH sorry but it was funny HAHAHAAH
420bliss 0
no, retarded means slow... by saying someone is retarded I am not making fun of people who actually are, I'm just telling that person that they're so slow that they might as well be like that. So sorry for the people who actually are mentally retarded. Now if I pointed at them and said "haha, you're retarded! retard! hahaha!" then THAT would be making fun of retarded people.
warhorse57 0
tell the world what a bitch she is and not to go there.
ericavel 0
Did she add a " ohhh me love you LONG time!"