By Noname - 17/03/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
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its easy.... just b4 the wedding just spread some smelly stuff on her dog.. or some poo if u dnt mind getting yr hands dirty. then let it go to the wedding. place a small sign on the dog saying "payback is a smelly biatch, Best wishes Yr daughter " that shud do the trick right??

Don't be too bummed about it. She may have another one you can be bridesmaid of, at this rate.

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its easy.... just b4 the wedding just spread some smelly stuff on her dog.. or some poo if u dnt mind getting yr hands dirty. then let it go to the wedding. place a small sign on the dog saying "payback is a smelly biatch, Best wishes Yr daughter " that shud do the trick right??

bet the dogs a guy too

no this has to be fake no one is that stupid to put there dog in there wedding.

lol great idea

Don't be too bummed about it. She may have another one you can be bridesmaid of, at this rate.

Win! It's not like you're missing anything. The 4th time is what a courthouse vow ceremony where no one cares the show up only if it's not cash bar.

Being in the bridal party sucks anyway, this way you can get blind drunk at the reception, and dance innapropriately, and then when no ones paying attention, lead the new brides maid over to the cake, and get her/him to eat it. Who would have been the better brides maid then hey?

this is so stupid and fake

At least the groom won't be caught having a quickie with the bridesmaid..... or if he does then write it in here. That would be a real FML for your mother! :-P

today, I found out my husband had an affair with my bridesmaid. the bridesmaid is my dog. I can see it now...

Wow what'd you do to piss off your mom to the point that she'd remove you from the bridesmaid position?! That sucks though, sorry :-/

hahaha....i'm sorry but that's pretty funny...what is it with mothers and their excessive affection for their pets

Her 4th?? Don't sweat, if the dog mess it up you will be asked at her 5th wedding. But... it still sucks!!

Grammar "Its" should be "It's" Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

um......that was from the TV show friends