Or you could replace the door bell with a blow horn that goes off whenever someone opens your door :P

Little kids selling stuff for clubs are the worst. Amount of times doorbell rung= amount of times they say "nyan" in the nyan cat song.

@1 Everyone loves knockers! ( o Y o )

For anyone on the app, you sir, have the weirdest rack I've ever seen.

Am i the only one who doesnt think this is an fml its just irony....

I am blown away by the fact that you are not allowed to have a doorbell.

No just... No

Why not?

I hate teemo with a burning passion (League of Legends reference) assuming you play it

yes just yes XD

Pre sure she means management of the block she lives in...not a job!!

Realized that after, but my comment still applies, considering being management of a block is still a job.

the irony is practically ringing in op's ears.

The FML was the irony in the situation.

How big would these knockers be if they're anything smaller than a C lang I won't enter. If there D ing D ong ill rush in

You'd rush in for a Ding Dong? :0

Porhaps a hobknocker

#16, I don't know about you, but I'd rush in for a Ho-Ho.

Be careful of Ho-Ho's. They are known to-- Sno Ball you. :P ***Hostess snacks and Urban Dictionary has corrupted my mind. :O

#31, I try to avoid Urban Dictionary ever since I learned what an Alabama Hot Pocket is (no one should look this up!), so what does Sno-Ball mean?

'no one should look this up' ......that's like 'don't touch, wet paint' to me..... Guess where I'm off to!