Today, my first date in years cancelled on me because she has to "wash the horse's hair." The date was arranged for 9:30pm. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
Today, my wife cancelled on our date we had planned for over a month. It would have been our first one-on-one date since the birth of our first child. Our child is over 13 months old. FML
Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
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The_9th_Doctor 18
did you arrange a date with Sarah Jessica Parker?
Welshite 40
What is she: a centaur?
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Comments (64)
hollywoodt1ts 15
Should have told her, "**** you and the horse you rode in on." FYL, OP. P.S. it's spelled "decent"
AerBear115 15
Okay I have a horse and if your going to a show sometimes it gets late but you still gotta wash them to be all pretty! Or if it's like my horse and has no tail because the dog keeps pulling it out your washing it hoping it grows! Either way it's a perfectly good reason to me! Better luck next time :)
Fernando83 19
Are you serious, you don't have the forethought of when a you have a show.
molliciousj 19
If you have a show wouldn't you wash the horse right before? If you wash it the night before it still has 8 house to roll in the dirt and get poop on its hair. Surely, you cowgirls know this.
jessBeAqueen 13
I'm still mortified by the fact that the dog pulls out the horses tail. poor horsey.
cosicosei 22
I have a horse too and no, you put a blanket on them and give them a brush in the morning, they wont get dirty. It really is important and yes, you would know when you have a show but there's usually so much to prepare it gets very late. Hes lucky she tried to include him, show season is seriously busy.
AerBear115 15
I guess I should also say she's stupid though because if she knew on advance she needed to wash the horse she shouldn't have made plans!
mangobbler 11
Keep it classy. Just beat the idiot with a horseshoe.
tman10101 1
That sucks
molliciousj 19
Something tells me she doesn't even have horses...
sneeze_watch 19
"I have to wash my hair" is a really, really old excuse that gals used to give when they wanted to let you down easy. The horse thing is new.
awkward_painful 4
Honestly, in a situation like this, OP should evaluate what about themselves is putting people off so much
jw90 18
That's a really dumb excuse to not date anyone. You're better off OP.
theannak 7
Well if she shows horses then grooming them is in her best interest...maybe she really meant it, but had a horse show the next day? It takes me a few hours to get my horse "show clean" before a show. I usually do it earlier in the day, but some people might like doin it late. Sorry OP...good luck!
cosicosei 22
Soo many comments like this, finally people that understand horse girls. Its a passion, and a live animal, guys need to deal with it.
panda_lou 11
Agreed! I tell all my boyfriends straight up I am all about my horses. I ride in my free time. I spend all my money on them. I ENJOY smelling like them. Don't like it? Throws off your "swag" vibe? Gtfo then.
cosicosei 22
**** I need more friends like this! Luckily my bf comes out to my rides as often as he can, even with hay allergies :p