Today, my first date in years cancelled on me because she has to "wash the horse's hair." The date was arranged for 9:30pm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
Today, my wife cancelled on our date we had planned for over a month. It would have been our first one-on-one date since the birth of our first child. Our child is over 13 months old. FML
Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
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Top comments
The_9th_Doctor 18
did you arrange a date with Sarah Jessica Parker?
Welshite 40
What is she: a centaur?
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Comments (64)
perdix 31
Ask her if you could help out, you could become her "mane man."
Genuine_G 8
You've been making me laugh for years now. Thanks perdix
golden_warrior 23
19- trying to climb the fml ladder?
RedPillSucks 33
It's ok to compliment someone. Was he suppose to add "no ****" to that??
mario2012 18
Be glad you aren't dating that horse's ass.
Conn3ct 9
It's always a good idea to date the horse girls though. They love riding!
DessaChan 9
Dw OP, you"ll find someone who deserves you better :)
cosicosei 22
Hey if its the day before a competition that really is the most important. Trust me, horse people are crazy. Just reschedule!
NeighSoulSister 6
From what it looks like, I doubt she even has a horse and just made up some bs excuse.
cosicosei 22
Yeah thats also possible, but in that case she has quite an imagination... I could think of tons more excuses before that :s
DinosaurTacoTime 18
Maybe the horse is very very dirty...
graceinsheepwear 34
Maybe OP would have liked to play dirty horsey too!
NiteShayd 10
Sounds like she could use a touch of conditioner...
Enslaved 38
That sounds like a nightmare,
NatalieF 5
That is one of the worst excuses i have ever heard , unless it's true or she's a horse
revolution4ever 14
I wish I knew what she meant x.x was it a real horse or is she one of those people that just all natural? Google here I come. I hope I don't regret it.
Ari1337 15
its not code for anything, the girl just made an excuse to not go out on a date with OP.
revolution4ever 14
Yeah I realize that now. I literally had just woken up and read it with a completely different meaning.