You apparently didn't detect my sarcasm.

Sorry, my sarcasm detector must not be working. Didn't catch a word of it.

your so ugly ffml I migt die uhhh I see your face again... Ugh...

BOO! Did it work?

Sarcasm is your friend, people. :)

Possibly, or she found out OP was a jerk if not they she was never really interested. Hey, at least you ended up paying half of what you would have.

Eh..hows about I'd rather be hot and get with a better guy than YOU. FYL, dude.

better then she had to wash her hair... haha

how is she a fatty if she's at the gym?

just cuz someone works out doesn't mean they are fatt

you shouldve gone with her

Unwarranted comment. Way harsh.

I like your style.

Lol, until I saw that he was from Wisconsin I thought this was my ex- no joke I said this to my bf when he wanted to go out to a fair.

When she's not that into you, the excuse doesn't matter. Haven't you made up whatever excuse seemed most plausible instead of hurting her feelings ?

no one wants to be the bad guy

That seems pretty damn honest to me. She ditched him to do something she could do anytime. Makes sense

#3 whatever reason is. stood up on a date is not a good thing to do

ugh sorry that was meant for #31

As if that is a good enough excuse. I bet this is one of the girls who also complains "All guys are dicks"

lol no, I was being sarcastic.

Or maybe her hair is just really clean already.

Not really witty, haven't seen any witty sexual innuendos in quite some time.

That isn't witty at all. Any dumb frat boy can think up a line like yours.

was thinking the same thing her other date was giving her a real pumping workout