By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
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koopameat 0

Ugh.. why can't people just be honest with one another..

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easwhitey 0

i guess shes saving the "i have to wash my hair" for next time.

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Souners 3

Maybe it's for the best; you dodged a fatty.

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FFML_314 11

You apparently didn't detect my sarcasm.

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Xythenol 6

Sorry, my sarcasm detector must not be working. Didn't catch a word of it.

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CoolAsian 0

your so ugly ffml I migt die uhhh I see your face again... Ugh...

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KingDingALing 9

Sarcasm is your friend, people. :)

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ItsSho 5

Possibly, or she found out OP was a jerk if not they she was never really interested. Hey, at least you ended up paying half of what you would have.

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EffinToofer 3

Eh..hows about I'd rather be hot and get with a better guy than YOU. FYL, dude.

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krazeeguy 0

better then she had to wash her hair... haha

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starxshine 0

how is she a fatty if she's at the gym?

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babbiebee 0

just cuz someone works out doesn't mean they are fatt

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tjsomethin 9

Well would you rather have a really fat girlfriend?

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CantusVulpis 12

Lol, until I saw that he was from Wisconsin I thought this was my ex- no joke I said this to my bf when he wanted to go out to a fair.

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koopameat 0

Ugh.. why can't people just be honest with one another..

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iSitt 0

When she's not that into you, the excuse doesn't matter. Haven't you made up whatever excuse seemed most plausible instead of hurting her feelings ?

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bman134 0

no one wants to be the bad guy

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worldclass 0

That seems pretty damn honest to me. She ditched him to do something she could do anytime. Makes sense

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sloppyflow 1

#3 whatever reason is. stood up on a date is not a good thing to do

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hosamsr 3

I guess she wanted to say that you need to work out too

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NeverShoutHaylee 0

Let her workout? Maybe she doesn't want to be fat.

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Bobissmall 13

As if that is a good enough excuse. I bet this is one of the girls who also complains "All guys are dicks"

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easwhitey 0

i guess shes saving the "i have to wash my hair" for next time.

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macskapingvin 0

Or maybe her hair is just really clean already.

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ballinbri123 0

maybe she's self conscious about her arm flab????

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XxAngel77xX 0

She was probably working out for your next date!

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starile 19

This is when you could've been smooth with a comment on how you could give her an unforgettable workout at your place after dinner... but you're not that witty.

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unidentified_sta 5

Not really witty, haven't seen any witty sexual innuendos in quite some time.

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docscientist 9

That isn't witty at all. Any dumb frat boy can think up a line like yours.

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teeaitch 2

Did you stop to think that her definition of "working out" could be different than yours?

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coderedz 0

was thinking the same thing her other date was giving her a real pumping workout

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