Today, my fiancée thought that lowering the volume on her phone would lower the amount of data being used by her streaming songs. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I finished a 2 hour Skype call with my girlfriend, only to realize I was using mobile data. FML
Today, I arrived at my college dorm. To help me sleep, I listened to my local radio from my phone. Little did I know, they turn off the wifi for part of the night, and hours of music were streamed onto my phone. Guess who now owes the phone company all my money. FML
Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, I found out my mother only uses two settings for volume on her laptop: maximum volume or completely quiet. She'll play it over whatever other people are doing, and then get mad when they tell her to turn it down. FML
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
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Cads1 24
You mean that does not work?
lat187 18
I just picture her shouting "I can't HEAR youuuuu" when you are trying to tell her what the bill is.
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Comments (75)
Bragi 12
The signs were there before, OP. YDI for dating a moron. If you go ahead and marry this illiterate you will only have yourself to blame for the bleeding of your bank account.
nyf137 20
Rude much?? Technologically challenged does not an illiterate make. For all you know, she's super smart, and just had issues with technology
2ndChanceBob86 9
Hey, you picked her.
feebae 11
*sigh*
Richard6036 13
I guess when God was handing out brains she thought he said trains and asked for a locomotive, so it sounds like your girlfriend is a sharp as a sponge definitely not a positive thing in this world I hope you don't financially get involved with her through maybe a mortgage because I don't see a good outcome.
MonstreBelle 29
How old is she? My mother is technologically challenged and I don't think even she would think that. Then again, she got her first smartphone last year and called me all the time about it. My favorite time was when she called an hour after a double shift and started freaking out about accidentally downloading an app. No matter what I said, she wouldn't believe that the memory "lost" wasn't gone forever and that her phone wouldn't stop working. After an hour, I finally told her I was hanging to get some much needed sleep. 30 minutes later she was knocking on my door.
amberthebear 7
you sir have a winner ! Lol silly girl
burberryrox 4
You might want to rethink marrying that one
askIcarus 2
Maybe if she lower her moan during sex might lower the chance of having a baby too
jacqleeen 11
That takes a special kind of stupid..
ConfusedCat 11
I'm sorry man, you're in deep now.