Today, my fiancée thought that lowering the volume on her phone would lower the amount of data being used by her streaming songs. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I finished a 2 hour Skype call with my girlfriend, only to realize I was using mobile data. FML
Today, I arrived at my college dorm. To help me sleep, I listened to my local radio from my phone. Little did I know, they turn off the wifi for part of the night, and hours of music were streamed onto my phone. Guess who now owes the phone company all my money. FML
Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, I found out my mother only uses two settings for volume on her laptop: maximum volume or completely quiet. She'll play it over whatever other people are doing, and then get mad when they tell her to turn it down. FML
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
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Top comments
Cads1 24
You mean that does not work?
lat187 18
I just picture her shouting "I can't HEAR youuuuu" when you are trying to tell her what the bill is.
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Comments (75)
BawlmerHon24 17
Wow! Is she really that stupid?
worldclassrager 41
Wifi...is the only way
Sathane 21
Pfft! Turning down the volume only makes it stream slower. Everyone knows that.
Bgreen94 12
she's a keeper
brittanymaee 6
Lol that's when Id be second guessing the whole marriage thing
bapbap_fml 15
I disagree.
jonomc 12
Well your the one who asked her to marry you.
Riceball__o3o 15
You all are being way too over dramatic. She is pretty ditzy but that doesn't mean he loves her any less and their marriage will be fine.
tiger820 20
I see what she did there! ........
KaitTheBarber 18
You picked her! YDI