Today, my fiancée thought that lowering the volume on her phone would lower the amount of data being used by her streaming songs. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I finished a 2 hour Skype call with my girlfriend, only to realize I was using mobile data. FML
Today, I arrived at my college dorm. To help me sleep, I listened to my local radio from my phone. Little did I know, they turn off the wifi for part of the night, and hours of music were streamed onto my phone. Guess who now owes the phone company all my money. FML
Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, I found out my mother only uses two settings for volume on her laptop: maximum volume or completely quiet. She'll play it over whatever other people are doing, and then get mad when they tell her to turn it down. FML
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
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Top comments
Cads1 24
You mean that does not work?
lat187 18
I just picture her shouting "I can't HEAR youuuuu" when you are trying to tell her what the bill is.
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Comments (75)
EarlFug 19
I dropped the brightness on my TV and even sometimes watch with one eye closed. Yet bills remain unchanged. Those companies are bastards.
limitles 14
Congratulations, you're dating a moron
revolvearoundme 15
Hope you went with cubic zirconium, sounds like you might need the extra money.
jvanevery 19
songs are pretty lightweight as data goes and typically you're not streaming a song you download the song in its entirety and then you play it are her data problems are somewhere else.
Metallicality 5
Is your fiancé by chance blonde?
TeeGee_McGee 4
You're marrying the wrong person. Hopefully she doesn't pull out her shopping list instead of her vows at the wedding.
9onbreak78 11
Woooooooooow....
frdotj 2
Just google psych evaluation, and ask those questions. You'll want to either stay or leave based on those answers if you're truly concerned.
RealSuperSand 21
Run. Now. Get away from this intellectual black hole before you marry it and god forbid make children with it.