Today, my fiancée thought that lowering the volume on her phone would lower the amount of data being used by her streaming songs. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I finished a 2 hour Skype call with my girlfriend, only to realize I was using mobile data. FML
Today, I arrived at my college dorm. To help me sleep, I listened to my local radio from my phone. Little did I know, they turn off the wifi for part of the night, and hours of music were streamed onto my phone. Guess who now owes the phone company all my money. FML
Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, I found out my mother only uses two settings for volume on her laptop: maximum volume or completely quiet. She'll play it over whatever other people are doing, and then get mad when they tell her to turn it down. FML
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML
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Top comments
Cads1 24
You mean that does not work?
lat187 18
I just picture her shouting "I can't HEAR youuuuu" when you are trying to tell her what the bill is.
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Comments (75)
Tripartita 45
If you played your cards right, you probably could've gotten her to whisper through her phone conversations.
team_hale 11
Is she blonde?
peaceablerook 20
how do u guys not have unlimited data.
yerawizardlizzy 27
I don't know of any company that offers that anymore. Every company I know of has a set monthly limit. I had to have a limit when I renewed because the company didn't offer it anymore.
Brandi_Faith 34
Probably because some people can't afford it. Or their company doesn't offer that type of plan.
Ashd09 30
I'm on straight talk because you get unlimited monthly data for $45. Its pretty great if you don't want the hassle of a contract and want a good phone plan
WD_Stevens 22
Salesman detected.
Xamry14 10
One word. Sprint.
barisozdemir 24
there comes a time when one facepalm isn't enough...
fatman1970 25
Yeah, who was the Hindu goddess with about a dozen arms? She would demonstrate the correct amount of facepalming!
pradip 26
24, the goddess you're referring to would be Kali. As for OP is concerned I think your fiancée is a keeper. Its fun and interesting to be with a person whose mind works that way.
fatman1970 25
#45 Thank you for that.
warrenhoward42 20
*slowly puts head in hands*
thetruckboy 6
......and you're marrying her. Google "the real meaning of MPH. " and select the youtube video. that's what I automatically envisioned your soon to be stuck with her the rest fo your life wife.
KrDizzy 16
I have unlimited data. So glad I've never had to worry about that nonsense.
vikky538 29
That face palm moment
SmittyJA24 26
Blonde?
tomvertigo 17
"A" for effort?