Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided he was going to just completely take over our engagement party, so now my fiancé just wants to go to Reno and get married there. FML
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bienlunee 6
You never saw this coming?
osf777 2
If you don't marry her, I will.
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enterkey299 0
Mass effect much :P
northernlass 7
YDI - you proposed to a gamer. You were pretty much asking for this.
northernlass 7
Your wedding day should be about the two of you - BOTH of you - and the life you're about to build together. It shouldn't be an excuse for her to throw the best themed party of the month. Maybe you two should get married at city hall with only parents present, and then have her insane themed party as a holiday party - like maybe for Halloween, when most adults find it acceptable to have such fantasies. But seriously, tho . . . . you must have seen this coming. You can't tell me you're about to marry this girl and are completely SURPRISED by this development. She's the same girl you've always been with; you must've known she was going to do this before now. If you've tolerated this kind of behavior from her all along, you must've known she was going to attempt this for your wedding. If it really bothers you, sit her down and talk to her about it - tell her that you only bring these concerns to her because you know she loves you as much as you love her, and that you knew she would care about your feelings. If it bothers you but you aren't willing to do anything about it . . . then you're getting exactly what you had coming. Have fun taking your vows in a costume while your friends and family laugh in the uncomfortable silence. (They may say it was a fun idea, but they're all going home to laugh at their photos of you and tell coworkers what an awful, cheap, dated and selfish wedding it was.) And have fun in your marriage; you'll be done making decisions for the rest of your lives together. You'll be a pet from here on out. Bad situation, bro. Good luck.
jman1989 1
So she wants the two of you to be blessed by the goddess of the oceans and the afterlife. The series the goddess is from is Mass Effect.
kageshin1 2
Man she sounds like she is demanding for a gamer chick.
beesknees8 7
Freaking awesome girlfriend ^_^
loah 0
what a catch.
ItsBrandonYee 0
If I had to have a wedding, the theme would be Mass Effect too!
jcarterholland 1
Did Thane Krios marry you?
bassplayr92 4
Mass Effect FTW. Kalahira is a Drell Goddess. Your fiancé is awesome.