Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided he was going to just completely take over our engagement party, so now my fiancé just wants to go to Reno and get married there. FML
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bienlunee 6
You never saw this coming?
osf777 2
If you don't marry her, I will.
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Comments (186)
blutigenbonbon 10
Your girlfriend = ******* hardcore.
dukefoiegras 7
Walk away now.. Just walk away
sythe511 28
Video games are awesome, but there is a line..
hiandrews69 29
Actually, you do have a say in it. If she doesn't like what you have to say, then break it off. If she won't compromise on the wedding itself, then she's probably not going to compromise later in the marriage.
kalynnepointer 7
Yes you do. If you don't like it, and can't come to an agreement, call it off.
BadLuckDude12345 14
Your wife seems awesome!!
shadowyabyss 12
She's a keeper! Very few will do that; very few. You, good sir, should be proud.
meghaninblack 4
Ooohhh, looks like you've got yourself a Mass Effect fan. And a potential Thane romancer to boot, good for you
cheleybelly 14
this isn't an fml, this is freaking awesome!!!
afkwarrior 25
A woman who loves video games is wasted on a man who doesn't.