FML : Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As...

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Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 30 May 2011 08:28 / Australia

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By rosha267 | 21

#2587235 - Monday 30 May 2011 16:02

How are apples an alternative to cigarettes?

By Egnar | 19

#2587239 - Monday 30 May 2011 16:02

"Hey I don't smoke, but here have some apples?" - More than likely the thought of something like that, no matter how sincere you were, probably sounded condescending to her. . As if you were better than her and pitied her for smoking. Really should have just said no, sorry I don't smoke.

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By marinus_fml | 19

#2587144 - Monday 30 May 2011 15:54

In Armadale or Gosnells by any chance OP?

theuns | 8

#2587204 - Monday 30 May 2011 16:00

wouldn't surprise me

theuns | 8

#2587228 - Monday 30 May 2011 16:02

wouldn't surprise me

kmeredith | 8

#2587576 - Monday 30 May 2011 16:47

haha nice! but it could have been coolbellup too! lol

shutupYDI | 4

#2588318 - Monday 30 May 2011 17:14

I Like how this became an Aussie meeting

ADub55 | 0

#2589478 - Monday 30 May 2011 20:56

I dont Like how this became an Aussie meeting

JacksonCampbell | 9

#2589539 - Monday 30 May 2011 21:09

Headshot! +50xp

ragzy | 7

#2590672 - Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:58

I would have thrown the apples at you too! Apples ain't cigs!
To continue the earlier theme, Balga?

Link5794 | 16

#2590857 - Tuesday 31 May 2011 1:30

133 Cigarettes are poison. They contain hydrogen cyanide, which is used for lethal injections.

tjv3 | 10

#2590925 - Tuesday 31 May 2011 1:40

throw them back at her face

ragzy | 7

#2591629 - Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:26

Thank you Link for the information, I'm sure that that will aid in my attempts to quit. I had no idea that cigarettes were full of chemicals, all my packets are from the seventies and don't have the warnings on them. Appreciated.

tstanbury | 0

#2592353 - Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:56

u just got so owned 136..

Daydreamer4466 | 6

#2593335 - Tuesday 31 May 2011 14:42

I have family who live Perth love to visit some the people down under are good people. 

GeraldisTheG | 3

#2593359 - Tuesday 31 May 2011 14:53

who the fuck carries apples around with them

Danny300 | 0

#2599869 - Wednesday 1 June 2011 15:08

Most likely in Armadale, that's where all the hobo shits live.

steveakafranxy | 7

#3028309 - Wednesday 3 August 2011 9:52

#167 someone who was just shopping?

Nathaniellette | 7

#4453499 - Saturday 19 May 2012 0:57

By muchagente | 5

#2587158 - Monday 30 May 2011 15:56

cigarettes hurt way less when thrown. next time give her some.

mattmadden | 0

#2587434 - Monday 30 May 2011 16:24

OP meant the lady threw the APPLES at her.

No_LoveMM | 3

#2587472 - Monday 30 May 2011 16:33

That's why 2 said give her cigarettes, because they don't hurt as much when thrown...

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#2587508 - Monday 30 May 2011 16:40

We should probably be more concerned whether or not she rubbed mouth herpes on those apples....

Crlnprz | 11

#2588298 - Monday 30 May 2011 17:12

umm what? tht comment made no sense to me at all #51

Crlnprz | 11

#2588314 - Monday 30 May 2011 17:14

sorry i meant #41

myxcure | 2

#2588354 - Monday 30 May 2011 17:20

I think it's funny, 48, that your next comment became 51 after your typo...

Crlnprz | 11

#2588406 - Monday 30 May 2011 17:31

lmao yeah im iPhone n i well the keyboard is pretty small xD i admit i failed

blueglue | 0

#2589585 - Monday 30 May 2011 21:17

Do you even know what "OP" means ?

inflames2361 | 0

#2590472 - Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:23

optimus prime obviously

EvilPotato | 14

#2590699 - Tuesday 31 May 2011 1:02

kill her and eat her first born child.

scrapmetal58 | 9

#2591815 - Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:58

Mmmm cancer babies....

By iAmScrubs | 19

#2587173 - Monday 30 May 2011 15:57

Eating a well balanced diet doesn't always help your health I guess.

randomchickkk | 0

#2588423 - Monday 30 May 2011 17:34

looks like an apple day won't keep the doctor away

randomchickkk | 0

#2588430 - Monday 30 May 2011 17:35

katemasen | 0

#2588524 - Monday 30 May 2011 17:56

actually you were correct the first time with *an haha

Mahomie123 | 0

#2588616 - Monday 30 May 2011 18:13

right ^ haha if the word after starts with a vowel then it is "an"!!!! (:

LexxyLiime | 0

#2589376 - Monday 30 May 2011 20:31

um yeah we know? ^ Its "an apple" not "a apple"

josh5634 | 0

#2589799 - Monday 30 May 2011 21:57

he meant an apple "a" day

shhhitsasecret | 0

#2591641 - Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:27

unless you start throwin the apples at your doctor. that oughtta keep em away. :)

TXjuggalo972 | 6

#2591769 - Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:50

a doctor a day keeps the apples away

By joooeee | 3

#2587180 - Monday 30 May 2011 15:58

you should have known it was gonna hurt. you did say she looks like she likes it rough

By Michigan_Girl | 0

#2587196 - Monday 30 May 2011 16:00

Throw them back at her.

jbomber95 | 4

#2587565 - Monday 30 May 2011 16:46

i would have beat her ass up, but op sounds like a bitch

JManHobbs | 0

#2588552 - Monday 30 May 2011 18:03

Offer someone an apple and you're a bitch now?

Ok.

livin_plur | 0

#2588863 - Monday 30 May 2011 19:00

I think she meant bitch as in a pussy because she/he/whoever didnt stick up for themselves, though she doesn't smoke and was nice enough to offer the rude woman something to eat, op sounds smart if you ask me.

sweetcheeksjvl | 0

#2589812 - Monday 30 May 2011 22:01

throw them back and make sure you know you can run fast.

By instantmusic | 4

#2587223 - Monday 30 May 2011 16:01

Well, when life gives you apples...

SnookieBaybie | 0

#2589135 - Monday 30 May 2011 19:44

hahaha throw them !

nicobington | 1

#2589199 - Monday 30 May 2011 19:53

make apple aid

alyslove | 5

#2592119 - Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:00

well, she didn't ask for apples.

XxEmoSnowboarder | 8

#2597580 - Wednesday 1 June 2011 3:53

94 i was gonna say that!! lolz

CamBen42 | 29

#5882103 - Tuesday 11 March 2014 15:22

Make apple grenades

By rosha267 | 21

#2587235 - Monday 30 May 2011 16:02

How are apples an alternative to cigarettes?

livin_plur | 0

#2588884 - Monday 30 May 2011 19:02

ha keepin ur health
and I'm one I talk I smoke, but if somebody offered me an Appel instead I'd take it, it would keep my mind off the next cigarette for a while