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In Armadale or Gosnells by any chance OP?
wouldn't surprise me
wouldn't surprise me
haha nice! but it could have been coolbellup too! lol
I Like how this became an Aussie meeting
I would have thrown the apples at you too! Apples ain't cigs! To continue the earlier theme, Balga?
Thank you Link for the information, I'm sure that that will aid in my attempts to quit. I had no idea that cigarettes were full of chemicals, all my packets are from the seventies and don't have the warnings on them. Appreciated.
u just got so owned 136..
I have family who live Perth love to visit some the people down under are good people.
who the **** carries apples around with them
Most likely in Armadale, that's where all the hobo ***** live.
#167 someone who was just shopping?
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That's why 2 said give her cigarettes, because they don't hurt as much when thrown...
We should probably be more concerned whether or not she rubbed mouth herpes on those apples....
umm what? tht comment made no sense to me at all #51
sorry i meant #41
I think it's funny, 48, that your next comment became 51 after your typo...
lmao yeah im iPhone n i well the keyboard is pretty small xD i admit i failed
Do you even know what "OP" means ?
optimus prime obviously
kill her and eat her first born child.
Mmmm cancer babies....
he meant an apple "a" day
a doctor a day keeps the apples away
you should have known it was gonna hurt. you did say she looks like she likes it rough
i would have beat her ass up, but op sounds like a bitch
Offer someone an apple and you're a bitch now? Ok.
I think she meant bitch as in a pussy because she/he/whoever didnt stick up for themselves, though she doesn't smoke and was nice enough to offer the rude woman something to eat, op sounds smart if you ask me.
Well, when life gives you apples...
hahaha throw them !
well, she didn't ask for apples.
94 i was gonna say that!! lolz
Make apple grenades
ha keepin ur health and I'm one I talk I smoke, but if somebody offered me an Appel instead I'd take it, it would keep my mind off the next cigarette for a while
smoke an apple? :P
hell yeah, you don't know what passes for a bong in the south.
hell yeah
Healthier than ciggs
"Hey I don't smoke, but here have some apples?" - More than likely the thought of something like that, no matter how sincere you were, probably sounded condescending to her. . As if you were better than her and pitied her for smoking. Really should have just said no, sorry I don't smoke.
Thank you! That's exactly why u had apples thrown at you.
lol why would you offer her apples? you probably put razorblades in them didnt you?
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How are apples an alternative to cigarettes?
"Hey I don't smoke, but here have some apples?" - More than likely the thought of something like that, no matter how sincere you were, probably sounded condescending to her. . As if you were better than her and pitied her for smoking. Really should have just said no, sorry I don't smoke.