Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head. FML
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rosha267
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How are apples an alternative to cigarettes?
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Egnar
| 19
"Hey I don't smoke, but here have some apples?" - More than likely the thought of something like that, no matter how sincere you were, probably sounded condescending to her. . As if you were better than her and pitied her for smoking. Really should have just said no, sorry I don't smoke.
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marinus_fml
| 19
In Armadale or Gosnells by any chance OP?
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theuns
| 8
wouldn't surprise me
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theuns
| 8
wouldn't surprise me
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kmeredith
| 8
haha nice! but it could have been coolbellup too! lol
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shutupYDI
| 4
I Like how this became an Aussie meeting
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ADub55
| 0
I dont Like how this became an Aussie meeting
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JacksonCampbell
| 9
Headshot! +50xp
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ragzy
| 7
I would have thrown the apples at you too! Apples ain't cigs!
To continue the earlier theme, Balga?
To continue the earlier theme, Balga?
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Link5794
| 16
133 Cigarettes are poison. They contain hydrogen cyanide, which is used for lethal injections.
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tjv3
| 10
throw them back at her face
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ragzy
| 7
Thank you Link for the information, I'm sure that that will aid in my attempts to quit. I had no idea that cigarettes were full of chemicals, all my packets are from the seventies and don't have the warnings on them. Appreciated.
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tstanbury
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u just got so owned 136..
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Daydreamer4466
| 6
I have family who live Perth love to visit some the people down under are good people.
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GeraldisTheG
| 3
who the fuck carries apples around with them
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Danny300
| 0
Most likely in Armadale, that's where all the hobo shits live.
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steveakafranxy
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#167 someone who was just shopping?
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Nathaniellette
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muchagente
| 5
cigarettes hurt way less when thrown. next time give her some.
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mattmadden
| 0
OP meant the lady threw the APPLES at her.
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No_LoveMM
| 3
That's why 2 said give her cigarettes, because they don't hurt as much when thrown...
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
We should probably be more concerned whether or not she rubbed mouth herpes on those apples....
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Crlnprz
| 11
umm what? tht comment made no sense to me at all #51
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Crlnprz
| 11
sorry i meant #41
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myxcure
| 2
I think it's funny, 48, that your next comment became 51 after your typo...
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Crlnprz
| 11
lmao yeah im iPhone n i well the keyboard is pretty small xD i admit i failed
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blueglue
| 0
Do you even know what "OP" means ?
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inflames2361
| 0
optimus prime obviously
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EvilPotato
| 14
kill her and eat her first born child.
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scrapmetal58
| 9
Mmmm cancer babies....
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iAmScrubs
| 19
Eating a well balanced diet doesn't always help your health I guess.
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randomchickkk
| 0
looks like an apple day won't keep the doctor away
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randomchickkk
| 0
*a
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katemasen
| 0
actually you were correct the first time with *an haha
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Mahomie123
| 0
right ^ haha if the word after starts with a vowel then it is "an"!!!! (:
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LexxyLiime
| 0
um yeah we know? ^ Its "an apple" not "a apple"
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josh5634
| 0
he meant an apple "a" day
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shhhitsasecret
| 0
unless you start throwin the apples at your doctor. that oughtta keep em away. :)
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TXjuggalo972
| 6
a doctor a day keeps the apples away
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joooeee
| 3
you should have known it was gonna hurt. you did say she looks like she likes it rough
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Michigan_Girl
| 0
Throw them back at her.
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jbomber95
| 4
i would have beat her ass up, but op sounds like a bitch
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JManHobbs
| 0
Offer someone an apple and you're a bitch now?
Ok.
Ok.
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livin_plur
| 0
I think she meant bitch as in a pussy because she/he/whoever didnt stick up for themselves, though she doesn't smoke and was nice enough to offer the rude woman something to eat, op sounds smart if you ask me.
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sweetcheeksjvl
| 0
throw them back and make sure you know you can run fast.
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instantmusic
| 4
Well, when life gives you apples...
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SnookieBaybie
| 0
hahaha throw them !
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nicobington
| 1
make apple aid
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alyslove
| 5
well, she didn't ask for apples.
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XxEmoSnowboarder
| 8
94 i was gonna say that!! lolz
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CamBen42
| 29
Make apple grenades
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rosha267
| 21
How are apples an alternative to cigarettes?
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livin_plur
| 0
ha keepin ur health
and I'm one I talk I smoke, but if somebody offered me an Appel instead I'd take it, it would keep my mind off the next cigarette for a while
and I'm one I talk I smoke, but if somebody offered me an Appel instead I'd take it, it would keep my mind off the next cigarette for a while
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CEG3
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smoke an apple? :P
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colonel42
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hell yeah, you don't know what passes for a bong in the south.
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IHunt
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hell yeah
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Nathaniellette
| 7
Healthier than ciggs
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Egnar
| 19
"Hey I don't smoke, but here have some apples?" - More than likely the thought of something like that, no matter how sincere you were, probably sounded condescending to her. . As if you were better than her and pitied her for smoking. Really should have just said no, sorry I don't smoke.
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greg84_fml
| 21
Thank you! That's exactly why u had apples thrown at you.
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WCARlover
| 34
lol why would you offer her apples? you probably put razorblades in them didnt you?
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dr3amcatchr
| 2
lololol. LYL
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