Smooth talking

By Anonymous - 07/05/2020 23:00

Today, I downloaded Hinge for the first time, only to have the first guy I match with to tell me, "I can’t wait to breed you and to knock you up." FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 428
You deserved it 238

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He sounds... ...wait on it... ...un-Hinged!

You tell those kinds of guys you're really a dude in drag.

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He sounds... ...wait on it... ...un-Hinged!

You tell those kinds of guys you're really a dude in drag.

What did you expect?

How lucky are you!? Nobody ever wants to knock me up or breed me, nevermind both at the same time. Lucky sod, on your first go too!

Oh it must be soo hard to be soo attractive? Unless he thought you were actually a fat cow and he is a farmer wanting to inject you to raise a new calf,

Like.. Really? That is the comment that you post? I don't think looks are the reason why you are not getting laid.

julfunky 29

You don’t need to be attractive to receive those messages.

WistayShlaio82 13

There’s a difference between the two?