Smooth talking

By Anonymous - 07/05/2020 23:00

Today, I downloaded Hinge for the first time, only to have the first guy I match with to tell me, "I can’t wait to breed you and to knock you up." FML
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RichardPencil 30

He sounds... ...wait on it... ...un-Hinged!

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BurnInDemonFire 34

You tell those kinds of guys you're really a dude in drag.

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RichardPencil 30

He sounds... ...wait on it... ...un-Hinged!

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BurnInDemonFire 34

You tell those kinds of guys you're really a dude in drag.

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TheSminty1 17

How lucky are you!? Nobody ever wants to knock me up or breed me, nevermind both at the same time. Lucky sod, on your first go too!

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pawesome21 21

Oh it must be soo hard to be soo attractive? Unless he thought you were actually a fat cow and he is a farmer wanting to inject you to raise a new calf,

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Like.. Really? That is the comment that you post? I don't think looks are the reason why you are not getting laid.

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julfunky 29

You don’t need to be attractive to receive those messages.

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WistayShlaio82 13

There’s a difference between the two?

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