Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, it was my two year anniversary with my boyfriend. As we were about to exchange gifts, he got a call and said he had to go home immediately. What was the emergency? His guild leader couldn't find another healer to finish a raid and promised my boyfriend gear if he would step up. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17
as far as I know, there is NOTHING in wow worth postponing a wedding for. Even if it was a world first deathwing. Yes, I'm a nerd Life>wow
Rico_Mal1116 0
Why would someone do that..? There is a time for fun and games and a time for life..
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emodude44 0
Leave him. Warcraft is the spawn of Satan
angrymexican 8
Warcraft is the first one. it was a strategy game I think there were 3 of them. then they realeasedWoW
Moobug 4
As a Warcraft player (my husband introduced me while we were dating) I recommend slapping him with the keyboard, and next time there is a comfort break during a raid, hop into his chair and explain to his guild exactly what he asked you. If his guild are nice, non-idiotic people they'll give him an earful before kicking him for the duration of your nuptials. If they don't give a crap, sit HIM down for a serious talk about how you can't marry someone who is turning into an idiot like them.
matt12866 1
wow got yourself a winner..
GallifreyDog 2
If his World of Warcraft guild comes before your marriage, don't bother with the idiot.
pinkpantha1977 2
seriously why are you with someone who plays wow anyway ?! my fiancé subscription lasted until I put a hammer through the monitor
ShrukiantheMad 0
What gives you ANY right to do that?
awardZu 0
You sound like a world class bitch. I hope your fiancé left you, and made you pay for a new monitor. I play WoW, and it has been an extreamly fun way to kill time & blow off steam. The game isn't to blame for the people who let their addiction consume their lives. What a bitch!
kittiekat1337 0
lawl imo bitch right here, amirite?
fairydust83 0
I agree. my man plays too. I feel your pain
Lamborghiniii 2
I AGREE WITH THIS FML!! WIN!! WIN!!! OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO i'm TOTALLY going to do this if i have a wife that has a sense of humor =))))))) World Of Warcraft FTWWWWW! i still can't stop laughing if what you say is really true LOL!!!
Lamborghiniii 2
by the way.. you are a bad wife! if you played wow you would understand the importance of a raid in the CATACLYSM expansion of world of warcraft! Sheesh those raids are God Damn Hard!!!! I'm so sad my subscription expired and i don't want to pay 15$ to renew it lol XD.. ( this post was a joke xcept the me not paying 15$ for wow )...
lordlekal 17
Sad how some poeple just don't get it, real life comes before WoW.
Meaningless 1
Get out now. WoW is fun but it shouldn't interfere with life.