FML : Today, I went to the doctor to ask what the weird white lump was on my back, and if it was cancer. He told me it was the biggest pimple he'd ever seen....

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Today, I went to the doctor to ask what the weird white lump was on my back, and if it was cancer. He told me it was the biggest pimple he'd ever seen. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Stepheroni - / Thursday 13 April 2017 18:00 /

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By Eashy | 16

#7438411 - Thursday 13 April 2017 06:13

Well at least you don't have cancer

By cacheson | 37

#7438424 - Thursday 13 April 2017 06:32

Maybe you should submit it as s Guinness world record.

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By Eashy | 16

#7438411 - Thursday 13 April 2017 06:13

Well at least you don't have cancer

By aquapearl736 | 13

#7438419 - Thursday 13 April 2017 06:28

That's a really pessimistic way of looking at being told that you don't have cancer...

By aquapearl736 | 13

#7438420 - Thursday 13 April 2017 06:29

That's a really pessimistic way of looking at being told that you don't have cancer...

By cacheson | 37

#7438424 - Thursday 13 April 2017 06:32

Maybe you should submit it as s Guinness world record.

By ZoroMiHawk | 23

#7438501 - Thursday 13 April 2017 09:34

better to know

By AnthonyCS5 | 17

#7438533 - Thursday 13 April 2017 10:26

Eeeewwwwwww! Just Ew!

By blahblahla | 6

#7438545 - Thursday 13 April 2017 10:47

While those are great news, its still nasty as hell!

By Akitakat | 18

#7438562 - Thursday 13 April 2017 11:33

Have the doc put it on video & onto YT. There are people who love watching zits & blackheads popped.

brendejafulable | 38

#7438700 - Friday 14 April 2017 08:02

Me me meeeeee

brendejafulable | 38

#7438701 - Friday 14 April 2017 08:02

Me me meeeeee

By Yudith | 9

#7438813 - Friday 14 April 2017 12:35

Have a baker prepare cupcakes in the likeness of your zit to celebrate the fact that you do not have cancer! Apparently, when you squeeze them, French vanilla custard comes out.

By onceuponatime456 | 5

#7438900 - Friday 14 April 2017 03:48

Why would you think a white lump is cancer?

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