By Stepheroni - 13/04/2017 18:00

Today, I went to the doctor to ask what the weird white lump was on my back, and if it was cancer. He told me it was the biggest pimple he'd ever seen. FML
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Eashy 16

Well at least you don't have cancer

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cacheson 41
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Maybe you should submit it as s Guinness world record.

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Eashy 16

Well at least you don't have cancer

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aquapearl736 16
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That's a really pessimistic way of looking at being told that you don't have cancer...

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aquapearl736 16
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That's a really pessimistic way of looking at being told that you don't have cancer...

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cacheson 41
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Maybe you should submit it as s Guinness world record.

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ZoroMiHawk 25
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better to know

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AnthonyCS5 19

Eeeewwwwwww! Just Ew!

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blahblahla 7
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While those are great news, its still nasty as hell!

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Akitakat 31
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Have the doc put it on video & onto YT. There are people who love watching zits & blackheads popped.

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brendejafulable 41

Me me meeeeee

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brendejafulable 41

Me me meeeeee

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Yudith 20
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Have a baker prepare cupcakes in the likeness of your zit to celebrate the fact that you do not have cancer! Apparently, when you squeeze them, French vanilla custard comes out.

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onceuponatime456 16

Why would you think a white lump is cancer?

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