Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, it was my two year anniversary with my boyfriend. As we were about to exchange gifts, he got a call and said he had to go home immediately. What was the emergency? His guild leader couldn't find another healer to finish a raid and promised my boyfriend gear if he would step up. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
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Top comments
Idonebeenhad 17
as far as I know, there is NOTHING in wow worth postponing a wedding for. Even if it was a world first deathwing. Yes, I'm a nerd Life>wow
Rico_Mal1116 0
Why would someone do that..? There is a time for fun and games and a time for life..
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Comments (415)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Was setting the date a mutual effort, or did you go Bridezilla and insist that everything be done your way? Maybe he's trying to make a point here about not getting steamrolled, but doing it badly. Then again, maybe he's got big priority issues. Either way-- hey, you picked 'im.
TheDrifter 24
Wait... we menfolk are supposed to get some say in wedding issues? I thought we were just dragged places for the sake of being there and asked for comments that were utterly ignored. I got married fifteen years ago under a canopy of white lilies, which I am allergic to and my wife loves... Bridezilla is pretty much the norm, especially when she is marrying someone with enough money to let her go wild.
KasCiaYr 0
Wow... I mean WoW!
XXizzlerXX 0
that's really sad if he cares more for some stupid game instead of u:( ,,, btw whut does op mean?
sourgirl101 29
origin poster
Aced_fml 0
Optimus Prime
baden18830 5
no u noobs, it means overpowered, AKA deathknights! =P
Deadshot108 0
oversized penis
Celiath 4
I say, prot pallys are quite op as well.
luki13 0
Oral Police, they're coming to get you.
oGarlande 0
I think that's fair. can't loose your raid spot because of your real life.
Kovu_fml 16
this guy is number one
luki13 0
I agree, what if he was in one of the top raiding guilds like FL on my server. Sometimes they won't even sleep in order to get world firsts. However, if his raid progression isn't much then he shouldn't have even asked. I would've just laughed at him for not being a true hardcore gamer. A real gamer would've had everything planned out so they didn't miss the raid, duh.
WOWforeverauper 0
Definitely agree with this guy. WOW is amazing.
sxe_beast 11
On the day of your wedding if he still hasn't changed his mind take a bat to his computer(s) and then leave, go have sex with his best friend, and move on with your life.
royalt313 0
I like the way you think 31:)
XxMaseratiGurlxX 1
thats rediculous. id dump him and call off the wedding. kid needs to seriously grow up.
Chazyj 4
mans got to raid
Xathanos 16
Yep, fridge raiding right?
Xathanos 16
Just ask him if he could extend the raid to next week if possible, if he doesn't then say /relationship quit and yea WoW is a great game, but don't judge those who play to be like a basement dweller.
Scooter42 15
Hi there nice to meet you, I'm a red flag
kaleighiscool 0
Correction; Fag, not flag. Kthanksbye. Be more serious with the comments people!
daniirae 0
Uhm your like twelve. you shouldn't be using words like that. and he said hi. **** off.
kaleighiscool 0
Well, schedule it for another day, hoe! ;D
thrAsHeRr9081 16
ho*
melibear89 7
guess we all know you'll never get married
tRexxx 0
ehh